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Maybe_Im_a_Lion

26 M Miami, FL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–28
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:50pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Student
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
*Okay, so even though I live in Miami, I'm sick of this place for a few reasons. So, don't be afraid to contact me if you live in other STATES. Unless of course, you want to move here eventually, in which case if things go well I'm willing to stay for love. Also, I don't expect it right away, but eventually we will have to Skype if you're going to talk to me.*

I'm emotionally complicated, yet materialistically simple. All I need in my life is my dog (I adore ALL animals), and I can't go a day without good music. I really enjoy anything creative or artistic. I especially like occult/horror art, but I also love beautiful artwork.

If you earn my trust you can expect to be treated like the most gorgeous star in my night sky. I'm honest, loving, expressive, caring, and generally extremely romantic, haha. So, I need someone who can match my intensity on this kind of topic. A girl who is looking for something real, mature, and committed. I'm tired of dead-end relationships. No more liars or apathy, PLEASE!

I believe that as powerful as darkness and hatred can be, love is the most important aspect of life, and with all sincerity I say that is truly what I consider the essence of true beauty. That is when the world matters not beyond the borders of what is happening within the love you share and your yearning hearts.

I despise religion, but if you don’t consider yourself to be too pushy about it, and can tolerate blasphemous music and tattoos, it could work. I need to feel as though I can be myself around you. Try practicing what you preach and actually BEING open-minded.

PS - I DON'T have casual sex, I loathe it. I need to feel love before wanting to have sex with anybody. That doesn't exactly happen overnight, so if you're looking for a quick lay then just get the hell away from me. I don't care if that doesn't sound manly... I'm a hopeless romantic and damn proud of it! To me sex is more than just physical pleasure.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Looking forward to a better future, to be honest. It's a long story, but because of dealing with clinical major depression (which I fight day in and day out with all my strength), I was stuck in a hole. Now I feel much better and I'm trying to move my life forward. I'm doing something about it.

I just want to live a life with someone I love, and have a good job which I enjoy working with animals. It's something that many would take for granted, but I have not lived a normal life, so I would treasure this.

Right now I'm taking a veterinary assistance course to one day work with animals.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
To be honest, I would rather get to know someone, and have THEM tell me what I am good at. I'm not much of a bragger. But for the sake of the question at hand, I would say that yeah, giving people I love comfort is probably what I am best at.

I have definitely been told I am good at playing the drums far more than once.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Well, I'm pretty sure before it was the long hair, now I'm willing to bet it's the Mohawk, haha. Then probably tattoos, and lip piercing. Funny thing, I actually hate calling attention to myself, I just usually end up liking things that most don't or just find "weird", so unfortunately it draws a lot of attention :(

I have nine tattoos, a lot of them occult themed, which usually scare away the religious folks. Not all are like that though, you just need to ask WHY I have these and keep an open mind.

I just... don't like hiding who I am, not even physically. I feel suffocated when I have to wear something that I don't like. I HATE labels and stereotypes of any kind. So please don't judge me from my outer shell.

How about YOU tell ME what you noticed first? HUH!? Go for it :D
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I don't like reading books.

Movies: Favorite movie genres are horror and comedy, and also the mix of the two. That's my main taste. I guess I'm a bit picky with this.

Shows: Basically all adult cartoons, and no... by that I DON'T mean that weird hentai shit (so ask for a long list!). My fave EVER is Archer, so think along those lines, it's my go-to show when I'm sad or depressed. So, if you ever care about me, make me watch Archer when I'm sad! :D

A close second would be Rick and Morty, or maybe Bob's Burgers... pretty tough choice for me, haha. I also thoroughly enjoy three anime shows from my adolescence... Trigun, Cowboy Bebop, and Wolf's Rain.

Music: My biggest passion (tied with animals). I listen to many things. There are layers to every person. While I do listen to beautiful music, I also listen to the other side of the musical spectrum. My favorite music is metal and a lot of it's sub-genres... but my absolutely favorite is black metal and most of anything related to it. There are many other sub-genres of metal I listen to, so ask!

Other than rock and heavy music in general, my gentle and romantic side listens to a lot of beautiful music... like neo-folk, classical music, some shoegaze/post rock, movie soundtracks, and A LOT of video game soundtracks... especially Final Fantasy. I use music as a filter, to basically not take out my anger on people who may or may not deserve it. I collect vinyl records, my favorite format.

When it comes to my "dark side" of my music taste, you can ask why I listen to it, I don't mind. Since I use it AS A FILTER, something that initially sounds negative actually becomes a positive for me.

Some of the more well known bands I love are early Pearl Jam, The Smashing Pumpkins, Mother Love Bone, Led Zeppelin, Blind Melon, The Cult, Stone Temple Pilots, Tool, Oasis, Red Hot Chili Peppers (even though most of their lyrics are gibberish, which irritates me), The Cranberries, A Perfect Circle, Frank Sinatra, Cream, Alice in Chains, Soundgarden, and a lot more surprises!

My absolute favorite band is Arcturus. A Norwegian avant-garde metal band from Oslo. I have a fascination with this band.

I'm also not afraid to say that I listen to a few scattered love songs. Ask and I'll let you in on the "secret" ;)

Food: I don't really care what I eat (nothing "weird" though), although I try to eat healthy portions. I really love fruit and cheese though. Not that it matters.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- My dog Toki. He's a Labrador Retriever. He's also my sexified little man! Haha. He means the world to me, seriously. I know I've had to have done something right to have someone love me that much.

- My music collection. This is my main hobby, and I have a respectable collection. My record player is what I use to escape the world. I ADORE collecting vinyl :D

- Reflections... I like thinking of ways to better myself, and my life. As well as the life of those around me that I care about. I'm a very giving person, and I tend to put others before myself.

- Love, love, and... you guessed it! Herpes! NO! Love :) Awww.

- My dreams and aspirations in life. One could say I'm not all that ambitious, but I'd disagree. Because the dreams I do have I take very seriously.

- Diet Coke. Hehe. No but seriously, is it possible to replace your blood with this stuff!? Honestly, I need rehab (without it I get severe headaches, no joke). Caffeine, huh? :D
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'm usually wondering if/when I will ever find the girl of my dreams. It sounds cheesy, but it's true. I think about how great it would be to hold someone with tender warmth, to caress her cheeks with so much finesse that she could literally feel the love from my fingertips.

I know that every person has their own definition of what the word "love" means to them. I have my own. All I can say is that it would take finding a like-minded person, so ask!

Romance aside, I love space. I'm fascinated with the stars, nebulae, constellations, and the moon, animals, nature, I also wonder about my future. Music, artwork, tattoos, you name it... many things flow through my mind and I'm always looking for different means of expression. Anything and everything: I tend to inadvertently think outside the box on deep questions (i.e. - religion, meaning of life, possibility of afterlife, etc.).
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Depends... but usually bored out of my mind.

- Listening to music.
- Drinking a craft beer (I don't drink cheap cat-pee beers, haha).
- Playing with my dog, studying, Netflixing (that's a word, right?), or Pandoraing (that's definitely a word, I'm positive).

Maybe all of the above. Who knows and/or cares.

I guess more than anything I'm usually looking for new good music and just discovering bands and artists.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
1) I don't live alone. It's not that I am not independent, or that I don't WANT to live alone, I wish I could. All I can say is that it's a complicated living situation, and it's definitely not so black and white. You'd have to ask.

2) Sometimes I feel like I'm too god damn complicated to ever find my other half, and so I feel like giving up sometimes. But I feel this calling and yearning for true love that just forces me to continue. SO many women claim to want something deep and meaningful yet as soon as you write more than three sentences it's too much for them to handle... it's really irritating.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
In a special girl I look for:

- Intelligence.
- Commitment (i.e. want someone life-long and wonderful).
- Loyalty (no cheaters).
- Mutual Attraction (we need to find each other attractive).
- Self-respect (no sluttyness has EVER interested me).
- Communicative (you can be shy at first, but open up to me).
- Understanding.
- Compassionate.
- Open-minded.
- MUST love or at the very least respect animals.
- MUST be romantic, or tolerate romanticism.
- Mature when it calls for it, fun and loose when the time is right. There's a time and place for everything and no extreme is a good one.
- MAJOR brownie points for being FUNNY!!!

That last one helps break my shell sooooooo much quicker!

Rather than tell you that I am different than most other guys, I'd rather let time be the true redeemer of my words and prove their worth through actions. Just open up and give me a chance if you feel like it, and in time you will come to realize that I am indeed quite different (although not in ALL ways, just most, I am a guy after all).

One last thing...

It's crazy how many people out there don't understand that relationships take equal EVERYTHING. Equal communication, equal taking and giving, equal compromising, equal effort in general, etc... it's a two way street, and it should be completely even. I also think that if you and your partner can't be 100% yourselves around each other, well... that's a critical sign that you're with the wrong person.

So... if you understand that, you can message me :)

I want to find someone who wants what I do. An exclusive friendship that would eventually turn into a special long-term relationship. To me the terms "short term dating/relationship" just sound like an utter waste of time.