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Maybe_Im_a_Lion

26 Miami, FL Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–32
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:00pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi :)
If you live outside of FL, ONLY contact me if you feel like you have the REALISTIC means to make things work (and then you'd obviously have to explain yourself). Go for it if you feel we might be compatible and you feel like you have time to develop a relationship.

I'm someone who has to be himself or I feel suffocated.

I’m complicated in a reflective way, and not very materialistic whatsoever. I can’t go a day without animals, what I consider to be good music, and anything artistic in general I always enjoy. I am a man of balance, so I embrace my individuality. This means I accept both negative and positive aspects of the things I enjoy. For music, I listen to the scariest shit that very few even know about, but I also listen to the most gorgeous melodies you could ever encounter. For visual art, I love occult/horror themed art, but I also love art relating to nature, love, and positivity. Get it? Unique is the name of the game, and sticking to one extreme is never a good thing, ever.

Simply stated, don't expect me to be the typical stereotypical guy. If you're looking for the same old idiot who thinks and acts like the herd, you've reached the wrong page, turn around.

I’m genuine, and all I will ever be is who I am at any given moment. I'm shy but love to laugh and have fun being a goof once I'm comfortable. However, I know when to act my age when problems arise. There is time and place for everything.

Earn my trust and you can expect to be treated like the most gorgeous star in my night sky. I'm honest, loving, expressive, caring, and generally extremely romantic, haha.

I believe that as powerful as darkness and hatred can be, love is the most important aspect of life, and with all sincerity I say that is truly what I consider the essence of true beauty. That is when the world matters not beyond the borders of what is happening within the love you share and your yearning hearts.

I despise religion, but if you don’t consider yourself to be too pushy about it, and can tolerate blasphemous music and tattoos, it would work. Try practicing what you preach and actually BEING open-minded and accepting others as they are if they have good hearts. In any case, even though I see religion as a generally flawed concept, I still believe that there is *some little good in the teachings of each one, but most people don't see it. All in all, it comes down to human psychology.

PS - I DON'T have casual sex, I loathe it. I need to feel love before wanting to have sex with anybody. That doesn't exactly happen overnight, so if you're looking for a quick lay then just get the hell away from me. To me sex is more than just physical pleasure.

I want to find an exclusive friendship that would eventually turn into a special long-term relationship. I DON'T want or need any girls looking to "just have fun" or waste time making the mistakes they don't realize they're making. I've never seen the point in anything "casual"... it seems like an utterly ridiculous and pointless premise.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Looking forward to a better future, to be honest. I just want to live a life with someone I love, and have a good job which I'd enjoy. It's something that many would take for granted, but I have not lived a normal life, so I would treasure this.

I'm in the middle of figuring out what to do from here. I NEED to work with animals to be happy, and unfortunately an upcoming situation has momentarily hindered me, but after that passes I have to find a way to work with them one way or another.

Animals and music are my life, undoubtedly.

Above all else, I'm looking inward and just trying my best to not take the small things in life for granted. We can all be guilty of that from time to time, but it is a mistake that I want to make less and less. Sometimes the small things may seem minuscule, but when you step back and think about what they may mean, their real significance... they touch your heart in ways that you never knew existed.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
To be honest, I would rather get to know someone, and have THEM tell me what I am good at. But for the sake of the question at hand, I would say that yeah, giving people I love comfort is probably what I am best at.

I have definitely been told I am good at playing the drums far more than once. I've also been told that once you break my shy shell I am relentlessly funny with cute playful sarcasm, haha.

You know what? RETRACTED! I know something I'm AWESOME at... quoting Archer on a near-daily basis!!! Hahaha. Seriously... call Kenny Loggins, because you're in the DANGER ZONE!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Well, I'm pretty sure before it was the long hair, now I'm willing to bet it's the Mohawk, haha. Then probably tattoos, and lip piercing.

I have ten tattoos, a lot of them occult themed, which usually scare away the religious folks. Not all are like that though, you just need to ask WHY I have these and keep an open mind. My tattoos range from full-blown darkness/occult themes to tattoos based on positivity and beauty. i.e. - I embrace every part of my individuality.

I HATE labels and stereotypes of any kind, so please don't judge me from my outer shell.

I'm one of those rarities with jaded looks but a good heart. I enjoy proving those people that think that guys who look like me couldn't possibly have a nice side WRONG, dead wrong. When someone looks at me they get the wrong impression like 99.9% of the time, haha.

The shock that follows thereafter when they realize I'm not what I appear to be and they start getting to know me is just... priceless :P
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: Favorite movie genres are horror and comedy, and also the mix of the two. That's my main taste. I guess I'm a bit picky with this.

Shows: Basically all adult cartoons (okay, not literally ALL, but mostly), and no... by that I DON'T mean that weird hentai shit (so ask for a long list!). My fave EVER is Archer, so think along those lines, it's my go-to show when I'm sad or depressed. So, if you ever care about me, make me watch Archer when I'm sad! :D

A close second would be Rick and Morty, or maybe Bob's Burgers... pretty tough choice for me, haha. I also thoroughly enjoy three anime shows from my adolescence... Trigun, Cowboy Bebop, and Wolf's Rain.

Music: My biggest passion (tied with animals). I listen to many things. While I do listen to beautiful music, I also listen to the other side of the musical spectrum. My favorite music is metal and a lot of it's sub-genres... but my absolutely favorite is black metal and most of anything related to it. There are many other sub-genres of metal I listen to, so ask!

Other than rock and heavy music in general, my gentle and romantic side listens to a lot of beautiful music... like neo-folk, classical music, Spanish guitar, some shoegaze/post rock, movie soundtracks, and A LOT of video game soundtracks... especially Final Fantasy. I use music as a filter, to basically not take out my anger on people who may or may not deserve it. I collect vinyl records, my favorite format.

When it comes to the "dark side" of my music taste, again... I use it AS A FILTER, something that initially sounds negative actually becomes a positive for me.

Some of the more well known bands I love are early Pearl Jam, The Smashing Pumpkins, Mother Love Bone, Led Zeppelin, Blind Melon, The Cult, Stone Temple Pilots, Tool, Oasis, Red Hot Chili Peppers (even though most of their lyrics are gibberish, which irritates me), The Cranberries, A Perfect Circle, Frank Sinatra, Cream, Alice in Chains, Soundgarden, and a lot more surprises!

I'm also not afraid to say that I listen to a few scattered love songs. Ask and I'll let you in on the "secret" ;)

Food: I try to eat healthy portions of what I like. I really love fruit and cheese though. Not that it matters.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- My dog Toki. He's a Labrador Retriever. He's also my sexified little man! Haha. He means the world to me, seriously. I know I've had to have done something right to have someone love me that much.

- My music collection. This is my main hobby, and I have a respectable collection. My record player is what I use to escape the world. I ADORE collecting vinyl :D

- Reflections... I like thinking of ways to better myself, and my life. As well as the life of those around me that I care about. I'm a very giving person, and I tend to put others before myself.

- Love, love, and... you guessed it! Herpes! NO! Love :) Awww.

- My dreams and aspirations in life. One could say I'm not all that ambitious, but I'd disagree. Because the dreams I do have I take very seriously. I'm just not the money-hungry type that drools over endless amounts of items. Yes, I get that currency is a necessity... but too many people take it way too far. I'll take love, happiness, and the things that a lot of others take for granted over a shit-ton of money ANY day. The company of someone I cherish is far more important than the mansion we could live in. I don't want fame and riches, I just want to mean everything to ONE person in this world, not mean everything to the world itself.

- Diet Coke. Hehe. No but seriously, is it possible to replace your blood with this stuff!? Honestly, I need rehab (without it I get severe headaches, no joke). Caffeine, huh? :D
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'm usually wondering if/when I will ever find the girl of my dreams. It sounds cheesy, but it's true. I think about how great it would be to hold someone with tender warmth, to caress her cheeks with so much finesse that she could literally feel the love from my fingertips.

I know that every person has their own definition of what the word "love" means to them. I have my own. All I can say is that it would take finding a like-minded person, so ask! I'm a firm believer that if two people truly love each other, that said love could topple mountains and eradicate all obstacles placed in it's way. It's just a matter of having the will to talk things through, and if you want to be together communication shouldn't be much of a problem anyway.

There is no greater notion than loving one another so strongly that you have the best of each others' personalities to yourselves. You have a great friend, a tender love, and a passionate lover all rolled up in one. If you couldn't tell, to me love is the strongest and most vibrant aspect of life, so... Per Aspera Ad Astra!

(Through hardships to the stars!)

Romance aside, I love space. I'm fascinated with the stars, nebulae, constellations, and the moon, animals, nature, I also wonder about my future. Music, artwork, tattoos, you name it... many things flow through my mind and I'm always looking for different means of expression. Anything and everything: I tend to inadvertently think outside the box on deep questions (i.e. - religion, meaning of life, possibility of afterlife, etc.).

All I know is, I wish I lived in a place where stargazing wasn't so god damn hard :/
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Depends... but usually bored out of my mind.

- Listening to music.
- Drinking a craft beer (I don't drink cheap cat-pee beers, haha).
- Playing with my dog, studying, Netflixing (that's a word, right?), or Pandoraing (that's definitely a word, I'm positive).

Maybe all of the above. Who knows and/or cares.

I guess more than anything I'm usually looking for new good music and just discovering bands and artists.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'll give you three you might want to accept, in all honesty :)

1) I don't live alone. It's not that I am not independent, or that I don't WANT to live alone, I wish I could. All I can say is that it's a complicated living situation, and it's definitely not so black and white. You'd have to ask.

2) It's a long story, but I deal with clinical major depression (which I fight day in and day out with all my strength). I was stuck in a hole. Now I feel much better and I'm trying to move my life forward. I'm doing something about it. Despite it's strength, my desire to find true, happy, and healthy love drives me through any and all hardships. I want to fade into and intertwine with the love of my life :)

3) My intensity means I feel strongly, whatever the feeling. What can I say? I have an ardent personality. I'm very accepting of the people around me that earn my admiration. So I will get along with both people who are easy-going and people who lean more my way. I'm often the one who ends up feeling like I'm giving it my all, and getting the short end of the effort in return. I feel wronged for actually caring enough to make things work. Get this through your heads... two people will NEVER be 100% alike, that's A GOOD THING. It doesn't mean that you can't be compatible, it just means you need to accept each other as you are!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You MUST be:

- Loyal and committed (i.e. want someone life-long and wonderful).
- Self-respective (no sluttyness has EVER interested me).
- Communicative (you can be shy at first, but open up to me).
- Understanding.
- Open-minded.
- MUST love or at the very least respect animals.
- MUST be romantic, or tolerate romanticism.
- Mature when it calls for it, fun and loose when the time is right.
- You like that I have tattoos, a piercing, and a generally jaded look but also a good heart.

Anything else, I'll decide whether your positives outweigh your negatives. MAJOR brownie points for being FUNNY though!!!

Rather than tell you that I am different than most other guys, I'd rather let time be the true redeemer of my words and prove their worth through actions. Just open up and give me a chance if you feel like it, and in time you will come to realize that I am indeed quite different (although not in ALL ways, just most, I am a guy after all).

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