Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Letting you know up front, I am a man transitioning to be a
Yeah, I am pretty nerdy. Generally, I would rather be having a
conversation about mathematics. Accordingly, I am interested in
discussing anything and everything of a theoretical nature. In
other words, you could say that my idea of talking about the
weather would include airflow dynamics and vector fields and my
idea of small talk would need include the units of measurement we
are dealing with.
OK, I am exaggerating. To clarify, It's not that I don't enjoy
conversations of all varieties; only that, I would prefer to be
having more of them be on the thoughtful side of the
, Computer Science
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am finishing up my degree in computer science at UT. Presently
working as a Cloud Research Network Engineer.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Mathematics, programming, fixing things, teaching.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My nose. Its big. I try to be careful but occasionally someone's
teacup chihuahua might get sucked into its cavernous depth's. I
guess you would have to be OK with that.
The last thing people notice is my sense of humor. That is simply
because I don't have one. I believe everything should be taken at
face value. Every time something bad happens to me, I take it as a
personal attack against my mother's genome. As a consequence, I
have devoted the rest of my free time toward uncountable plots of
revenge. I guess you would have to be OK with that as well.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
• A decent sound system
• Access to healthy foods
• A shower
• A plan
• A toothbrush
• A computer with an internet connection
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
When I am not thinking about sex, drugs, and rock-n-roll. I tend
toward more the more philosophical questions in life like how soft
is too soft for toilet paper and what would it really take to break
free of the hive mind we all like to pretend we are not a part of.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I am either saving live golden retriever puppies from being sold
for human consumption at the local Asian market or doing breast
cancer research. (I was deeply moved by Angelina Jolie's decision
have to her 's removed.)
Occasionally, I fly over to Africa and do my part to save babies
from malaria or volunteer my hacker services to track and persecute
international sex slave trade and human trafficking rings.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I was in Boy Scouts and liked it. Something about that just sounds
You should message me if
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You have a time machine that goes back to the 60's.
You have a hearse and wanna make out in the back of it.
You have home-baked oatmeal cookies and can't eat them all.
You have a toy poodle and need a dog sitter.
Creepers beware! Please do not send me email with the intent of
looking for a hookup or containing clit-pics. Sometimes a guy needs
a conversation or two and maybe even a few drinks to warm up to the
idea of jumping in the sack with a lady. Slow it down a bit mmmk,
please. When this rocket-ship takes off...believe me, it will be
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