I have an ever-changing array of beards and I love each one as much as the last, though I am occasionally bald-faced.
I laugh like a dick at odd things that tickle me for some reason. I like to build absurd stories out of tangents. I also like living absurd stories. I climbed up the side of Osaka Castle and The Great Pyramid because it seemed like a good idea at the time. I'm rarely if ever self-conscious.
About once every four months I might fancy a Burger King. This is apparently the length of time it takes to forget what sadness tastes like.
Right now I aim to end up something like Christopher Lee, having a career that earns me a lifetime achievement award and recording cheesy symphonic metal concept albums in my 80's. That is the pinnacle.
I work irregular hours and I have a reputation for saving the day. I get around the world when I can. Despite all this I am not a secret agent. I'd make a good one, were it not for my love of silliness.
Words. Actions. Frisson.