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25 M Austin, TX

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Sep 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So if you clicked on this profile you clearly thought one two things:

Wow my last boyfriend was pretty great, except for the part where he had a home. If only i could date someone who lived in a trashcan like Oscar the grouch, but who also has my comfort at heart and therefore moved into a bubblewrap can (bubblewrap cans are totally a thing trust me my initials are MD, so i'm basically a doctor).
or
This guy clearly doesn't understand the part where your supposed to put up a photo to attract people, not one where you more closely resemble a troll wearing a lion's hairball as a toupee.

Either way it worked and I tricked you into this horrible excuse for a profile. Alright well i guess it's time for everyone's favorite part where you have to explain yourself, hooray! My name is Michael, I like long walks to my refrigerator, songs from the 90s, and I have a problem where i turn everything into a joke.

I love music and play a multiple instruments and have been in a few bands most recently its a chiptune rock thing called Hashtagyoloswag. I'll just let you digest that both horrible and totally awesome troll name that people are forced to say whenever they're talking about it. I like playing video games and watching Netflix/movies whilst cuddling with my dog who, despite her super soft fur, is apparently just made of elbows when you try to cuddle with her. If you've also experienced the bittersweet enjoyment of Netflix dog cuddling and are ready to upgrade to Netflix people cuddling let me know.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working at a museum, making music, finishing up at UT, showing of my encyclopedic knowledge of 90s alt rock, enjoying the ever loving shit out of plain bagels, ignoring grammar rules, being pretty darn happy
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, fixing almost anything in a really creative way, doing the mafucking dishes like an adult, getting two birds stoned at once
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I entertain myself too much
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Some of my favorite authors Malcom Gladwell, William Gibson, Michael Crichton

I was looking through my movie library on my computer and realized that there are over 450 movies in there that i really like from lots of different genres, so I don't know where to even start so I'm not going to.

TV: Venture Bros., It's Always Sunny, Breaking Bad, Archer, Attack on Titan, Firefly, Parks and Rec, LOST, Fringe, Doctor Who, 30 rock, simpsons, , star trek: TNG, Initial D, The Wire, Cowboy Beepop, Samurai Champloo, Evangelions: Neon Genesis, Daily show, no Mad Men but honestly what man wants to be reminded that Jon Hamm exists every week, its like torture.

Music: Anamanaguchi, Death From Above 1979, Tokyo Police Club, At the Drive-In, Beastie Boys, J. Arthur Keenes Band, Death Cab for Cutie, Dean Martin, Everclear, Frank Sinatra, Frightened Rabbit, Metric, Modest Mouse, My Bloody Valentine, The National, Of Montreal, The Postal Service, Queens of the Stone Age, Rage Against the Machine, Ratatat, Stars, The Sun, Third Eye Blind, The Unicorns, We Are Scientists, Pre-Mustache Weezer.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
X=1 -- Music
X^3=8 -- my computer
X=(23+4)/9 -- frito pie
3X-1=2X+(4.2/1.4) --beer
5=5 -- our house dog, Starbuck
3x4 = 2X-- A desert island to enjoy these things on
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
writing music and creative ways to derail conversations
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Making bad decisions, like putting mustard in a burrito. don't try it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You know who Anamanaguchi is/ what chiptunes are.
you share my belief that colored jeans are awesome.
this is one of the more absurd profiles you have encountered on OKCupid.