Wow my last boyfriend was pretty great, except for the part where he had a home. If only i could date someone who lived in a trashcan like Oscar the grouch, but who also has my comfort at heart and therefore moved into a bubblewrap can (bubblewrap cans are totally a thing trust me my initials are MD, so i'm basically a doctor).
This guy clearly doesn't understand the part where your supposed to put up a photo to attract people, not one where you more closely resemble a troll wearing a lion's hairball as a toupee.
Either way it worked and I tricked you into this horrible excuse for a profile. Alright well i guess it's time for everyone's favorite part where you have to explain yourself, hooray! My name is Michael, I like long walks to my refrigerator, songs from the 90s, and I have a problem where i turn everything into a joke.
I love music and play a multiple instruments and have been in a few bands most recently its a chiptune rock thing called Hashtagyoloswag. I'll just let you digest that both horrible and totally awesome troll name that people are forced to say whenever they're talking about it. I like playing video games and watching Netflix/movies whilst cuddling with my dog who, despite her super soft fur, is apparently just made of elbows when you try to cuddle with her. If you've also experienced the bittersweet enjoyment of Netflix dog cuddling and are ready to upgrade to Netflix people cuddling let me know.