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28 M Philadelphia, PA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Apr 27, 2011
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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MY names Dan

I was born November 15th 1985.... and the world is yet to recover

I thrive on dirty looks from the mindless

I still own 8-bit nintendo, sega genesis, super nintendo, and N64... and i play them all

PANTERA and SYSTEM OF A DOWNN are my favorite bands

I dont wanna hear what you think of me

I was in the grassy knoll

I'M not sarcastic by nature... i work really hard at it

IF my humor seems dry, or confusing, its probably because its at your expense

I have no desire to have my face on a wheaties box

I have every desire to have my face on a milk carton

I'VE never tried to penetrate a house-cat... but if i did, i'd still deny it

I make my own rules

I'm not a hippie, i'm just a hairy guy that voices his opinion, preaches free speech, smokes pot, hates government, doesnt really see the point in wearing clothes, and thinks everyone should get along, but hippies wear sandals, i dont.

NO, that wasnt me you saw in the bible

I wear a Jack Daniels hat, but i swear im not a redneck

MY least favorite part of nightmares is waking up

I like to sing aloud in public

I am laid back, open minded, and original
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now I work at giant, stocking shelves. I play poker alot too, and if things went well I'd become a pro, but until I think im ready to pursue that, I also went to school to be an electrician, and Im looking for work in that field.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
poker, i love to play, and im better than 95% of the people i come up against

im good at writing, lyrics and/or poems.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i'm 100% different than anyone theyve ever met before
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books-The Da Vinci Code, Timeline Movies- Fight Club, The Crow, Rocky, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Dude Where's My Car, Don't Tell Mom The Babysitters Dead, Troy, Unbreakable, Blazing Saddles(and everything else Mel Brooks), Happy Gilmore, Tommy Boy, Music- all kinds for the most part but mainly rock and metal, these are some of my favorite bands System of a Down, Pantera, Nirvana, George Thorogood, Lynard Skynyrd, Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix, The Who, White Zombie, Jane's Addiction, Smashing Pumpkins, Stephen Lynch(he's hilarious AND a talented singer) Chili Peppers, Slayer, Psycroptic, Pink Floyd, Pearl Jam, Alice in Chains,Nine Inch Nails, Lamb of God, Audioslave, Guns N Roses, Bush Foods- I could name 1,000 if I tried. spaghetti, steak, crab, pineapple, mint chocolate chip ice cream, prime rib, cupcakes, strawberries and whipcream and/or sugar, coffee(which is technically a beverage) cucumbers and ranch dressing, hamburgers with Jack Daniels bar-be-que sauce, bacon, shrimp, fortune cookies, M&Ms, smores Pop-Tarts, ChocolateLucky Charms, Rice Krispie Treats(preferably home made), Brownies, elbow macaroni, Milky Way, andof course, Big League Chew
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm pretty flexible, i can do without anything aside from Food, Air Blood... things like that
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how many licks does it take to reach the tootsie roll center ofa tootsie pop?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
....Trying to figure out how many licks it takes...
You should message me if
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you dont get offended, you didnt vote for bush, and you realize that sometimes "normal" is a bad thing