Hello, I'm Robbie and you're not. Your life must suck, huh? (Lolz) Anyways, I'm a Red-Headed card dealer with a penchant for music and a large... vocabulary. I also tend to ramble when I'm talking about myself so bear with me here.

I'm NOT looking for anyone with kids. Don't get me wrong, I love kids; They're fun and it's really cool to hear them swear and they ask stupid questions that I like answering with lies 'cause it makes their imaginations grow, but I don't want to deal with them on a day-to-day basis at this point in my life.

I AM looking for a nice girl who can have fun, make a pun, make a joke, take a joke, take a toke, pay the bloke, fix the spoke, and rhyme scheme.

I'm not gonna list "oh i lykz drk hairs nd tung rngs lolz" 'cause those things are stupid. Yes, of course, there's certain qualities that I find attractive but if you're not open to anything other than blondes or whatever then you're a moron and it's better for humanity if you don't reproduce.

Living in Las Vegas because it's what all the cool kids are doing. Dealing poker for the Nevada Poker League and enjoying the cheap alcohol available in this wonderful place.

Giving advice, grammar, spelling, punctuation, dealing card games, playing guitar, singing to a certain extent (I can tell when I'm sucking), texting on a non-qwerty keyboard, cunnilingus, playing with my cat, short bursts of improv comedy in writing, flattery, lying (chill out, I never use it), reading people, sloven behavior, video games, namely, JRPGs and really anything I set my mind to.

My red hair, plus, I curse and smoke a lot. My self-confidence can be mistaken for arrogance, but it's not. I just enjoy being me.

All these will be one answer because to list all of them sounds boring at the moment.

Books: His Dark Materials Trilogy by Philip Pullman

Movie: Armageddon

Music: Metallica

Food: Ramen

Ramen
Guitars
Video Games
Casinos
Cigarettes
The Internet

Excluding friends and all that shit that everybody knows you can't live without. These are luxuries, people!

Poker, Las Vegas, Life, Metal (both the music and the elements and their respective alloys) Philosophy, Mountain Dew, Comedy, Cats, Ramen, The Orient, Pornography and it's cultural impact, Cigarettes, and Pizza. That pretty much covers it.

Dealing a poker tournament. I make your fun night possible. You're welcome.

Privacy is for people who are ashamed of their lives. Ask away, I don't give a fuck.

If you want to and you're NOT trying to get my credit card number you fucking spambots. And when did they become actual people? It used to be a computer program trying to get you to sign up for their "free cam site" that needed your credit card number for "age verification" but now they're actually HIRING people to do this? The fact that this is actually cost effective for the companies is a staggering testament to the idiocy of humankind. *sigh*