I'm a Bay Area native, though I spent some time living in LA. I just recently moved to Santa Clara.
I am a pretty easy-going and cheerful guy, nothing really gets to me.
I don't take many things seriously, so be prepared to goof around and be subjected to terrible puns. And, you know, have fun.
Fun is a thing people like, right?
REAL REVIEWS FROM REAL EX-GIRLFRIENDS:
"Overall, he was ok? I guess? Like going to the zoo, but it's closed, but you still get a churro out of it. So, not a total loss."
"Like, a D. D+ on a good day."
"Um, I think this violates the restraining order."
"A+ SELLER WOULD BUY FROM AGAIN."
"I think he still owes me like ten bucks."
"I think the best thing that can be said about him is that he has no major or offensive diseases."