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DudeWithDog

36 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 30–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:33am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello lovely ladies of the interwebs, I'd been running the fire sale racket for a while. Claiming, this was my last hurrah, and that I was canceling in a week. Oh well, that was roughly 6 months ago. So, here I am, profile newly updated; photos fresh.

I make text boxes on the internets do things: make the videos play, and the facebooks connect. Also I write. I brood. An enjoyer of whole grains, cow flesh, and sea-things; drinker of good wine--a dweller who wears his heart in a protective polymer case, which is thereupon mounted on the sleeve.

I am bearded, navel gazing, and brutally romantic. I like to talk, and really like quiet time. Laughter too. I laugh all the time.

A normal grownup, and a creative weirdo. You know--multitudes.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm the CTO of a young internet company. I occasionally write about food and wine. I cook all kinds of crazy-sh*t.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Feelings. Doing the right thing. Picking wine. Touching. Cracking jokes.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Facial hair. Laugh. I'm loud.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Modernist lit: Joyce, Proust, Beckett. Djuna Barnes can stop my heart. So can MFK Fisher. I also love the nerdy epic stuff: Homer, Beowulf, JR Tolkien.

Favorite recently was Ready Player One. Such nerdtastic guilty pleasure.

I've always read some kind of non-fiction on food. Did I mention I love food.

Food: I eat everything. I love food. I'm a total dick about processed food. I love the fresh real, good stuff. Local, seasonal. I was a fat kid--I liked food before it was cool to like food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Wine, Coffee, Fresh bread, Books, masturbation, other people, cities.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What are we doing here, man?

Humans as social creatures. What my next project will be. Which tumblr will I start this month.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either out cold on my couch--or hanging out with friends in a neighborhood joint.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
meh, I admit everything.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're a smart, grounded lady who's up for fun times. Also relaxing times. Also sexy times. Kindness is important too. Emotional maturity. There's that bravery for life thats essential, so, please have that. Oh, also, maybe like food and wine. I love weirdos.

Also, I recently got a dog. He's the best Golden Retriever you've ever met. I'm not kidding--he's "dog" in the dictionary; it's HIS photo. Since I have to take care of him and all that. I'd love it if you lived in Williamsburg like we do. Or have a car.