Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello lovely ladies of the interwebs, I'd been running the fire
sale racket for a while, claiming this was my last hurrah, and that
I was canceling in a week. Oh well, that was roughly 6 months ago.
So, here I am, profile newly updated; photos fresh.
I make text boxes on the internets do things: make the videos play,
and the facebooks connect. Also I write. I brood. An enjoyer of
whole grains, cow flesh, and sea-things; drinker of good wine--a
dweller who wears his heart in a protective polymer case, which is
thereupon mounted on the sleeve.
I am bearded, navel gazing, and brutally romantic. I like to talk,
and really like quiet time. Laughter too. I laugh all the
A normal grownup, and a creative weirdo. You know--multitudes.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Recently left CTO role of a young internet company. Now I'm in that
fun area where I'm "consulting," so my title ranges anywhere from
"entrepreneur," to "technologist," to "advisor." I occasionally
write about food and wine. I cook, make cocktails, and take care of
my dog who I will mention several times, but not post a photo of.
(Gotta protect those minors).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Feelings. Doing the right thing. Picking wine. Touching. Cracking
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Facial hair. Laugh. I'm loud.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Modernist lit: Joyce, Proust, Beckett. Djuna Barnes can stop my
heart. So can MFK Fisher. I also love the nerdy epic stuff: Homer,
Beowulf, JR Tolkien.
Favorite recently was Ready Player One. Such nerdtastic guilty
I've always read some kind of non-fiction on food. Did I mention I
Food: I eat everything. I love food. I'm a total dick about
processed food. I love the fresh real, good stuff. Local, seasonal.
I was a fat kid--I liked food before it was cool to like food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Wine, Coffee, Fresh bread, Books, masturbation, other people,
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What are we doing here, man?
Humans as social creatures. What my next project will be. Which
tumblr will I start this month.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either out cold on my couch--or hanging out with friends in a
neighborhood joint. Usually out cold.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're a smart, grounded lady who's up for fun times. Also relaxing
times. Also sexy times. Kindness is important too. Emotional
maturity. There's that bravery for life that's essential, so,
please have that. Oh, also, maybe like food and wine. I love
Also, I recently got a dog. He's the best Golden Retriever you've
ever met. I'm not kidding--he's "dog" in the dictionary; it's HIS
photo. Since I have to take care of him and all that, I'd love it
if you lived in Williamsburg like we do. Or have a car.
Or, you've found a typo/grammar mistake that you are DYING to fix.
Who are you looking for?
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