I'm actually none of those things ... A mixture.. Sometimes. I have an unwanted talent of luring in men that are highly unsuitable and so cannot be trusted to answer messages unless supervised by a responsible adult.
I eat weak men for breakfast.
Though sometimes I just have cornflakes.
Lets roll down a grassy hill and then you can tell me all about how your ex doesn't love you...
If you find me annoying I will probably fall for you instantly.
Did you know goats don't actually climb trees or cliffs - they are just put there when they are VERY naughty . Which is quite often.