29 Philadelphia, PA
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My self-summary
Well, I was once paid to film a bunch of dogs just hanging out. It was pretty great.

Open-mindedness is a HUGE deal for me. I will give everything a fair shake and I love trying new stuff. If you feel the same, we will probably get along real nice-like.

I live in West Philly.

I wrote a review of a best-of Foreigner cd for fun. It's a humor piece. I'm VERY intellectual.

I love artistic expression, I love fun, I love intensity. Being serious all the time is garbage. So is not being serious ever.
What I’m doing with my life
Working a job I like.
Trying to making someone laugh.
I write sometimes.
Abuh buh buh
I’m really good at
Never getting enough sleep, finding my way home from new places, hanging out with animals, making stuff up quickly.
The first things people usually notice about me
my faithful gerbil companion, Christopher, on my shoulder reading his small, gerbil newspaper, having gerbil anxiety about the gerbil mayor's plan for the new gerbil highway
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Eugene Ionesco's play "The Bald Soprano", House of Leaves and Grant Morrison's run on the comic Doom Patrol are all very important to me. I read more plays than books these days, out of interest and ease.

UYD4L. Comedy Bang Bang has some great bits.

DAVID Fincher/Cronenberg/Lynch. Darren Aronofsky, Kubrick, Takashi Miike, PTA, Coens, T2, Hud, The Thing, Galaxy Quest, Michael Shannon. MOVIES ARE GREAT.

Gaki No Tsukai, Adult Swim, Nathan For You, Peep Show, Eric Andre, Steve Brule.

Wire, Misfits, Minor Threat. Fugazi, Sonic Youth, Liars. Dr. Dre, Killer Mike, Death Grips. Converge, Botch, the Dillinger Escape Plan. Castevet, the Ruins of Beverast, Cult of Luna. Ulver, Neurosis, Coil. Woe, Knights Templar, Drones for Queens.
The six things I could never do without
1. 2
3. 4
5. 666!!!!!!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Movie trailers I make up in my head.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either out with friends, at a show or dead dead dead.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The tattoo on my leg can be interpreted as nerdy AND pretentious, woo
You should message me if
Let's just go ahead and pretend that "if" isn't there.

I will say this, I can pretty much promise that you will have a good time if we hang out. Neato.