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29 Philadelphia, PA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 20-40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 8:09am
Middle Eastern, White
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Used up
Special Diet
Atheism and laughing about it
Doesn’t want kids
Has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Well, I was once paid to film a bunch of dogs just hanging out. It was pretty great.

Open-mindedness is a HUGE deal for me. I will give everything a fair shake and I love trying new stuff. If you feel the same, we will probably get along real nice-like.

I live in West Philly.

I wrote a review of a best-of Foreigner cd for fun. It's a humor piece. I'm VERY intellectual.

I love artistic expression, I love fun, I love intensity. Being serious all the time is garbage. So is not being serious ever.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working a job I like.
Trying to making someone laugh.
Abuh buh buh
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Never getting enough sleep, finding my way home from new places, hanging out with animals, making stuff up quickly.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh how I'm so great
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Eugene Ionesco's play "The Bald Soprano", House of Leaves and Grant Morrison's run on the comic Doom Patrol.

UYD4L. Comedy Bang Bang has some great bits.

DAVID Fincher/Cronenberg/Lynch. Darren Aronofsky, Kubrick, Takashi Miike, PTA, Coens, T2, Hud, The Thing, Galaxy Quest, MICHAEL SHANNON.

Gaki No Tsukai, Adult Swim, other shit.

A lot of metal, sorry in advance. Also raps, Coil, Wire, Misfits, electronic stuff, and a lot of local stuff from NJ and Philly.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. 2
3. 4
5. 666!!!!!!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Movie trailers and wrestling promos I make up in my head-OH I MEAN IDEAS HOW TO TAKE DOWN THE PATRIARCHY/CAPITALISM. Yes!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either out with friends, at a show or dead dead dead.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I really enjoy wrestling. man, wrestling AND metal? rough
You should message me if
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Let's just go ahead and pretend that "if" isn't there.

I will say this, I can pretty much promise that you will have a good time if we hang out. Neato.