Well, I was once paid to film a bunch of dogs just hanging out. It was pretty great.

I love music, movies, books, plays, comics, animals and a bunch of other stuff.

I work for a financial company in New York. It is an "OK" job. It pays "the bills".

Open-mindedness is a HUGE deal for me. I will give everything a fair shake and I love trying new stuff. If you feel the same, we will probably get along real nice-like.

Some things I really enjoy:

Eating food with friends at an establishment.
Going to a show where the crowd is positive and/or crazy.
Hiking.
After seeing a movie with a friend, pointing out all of its flaws until they beat me into unconsciousness.
Making people laugh and having them do the same to me.
Meeting new people.
Going to the beach at night.

What an insane and existential thing to think about.

I am part of a live comic book talk show in NYC called Comic Book Club.

I'm in a punk/garage band called Party Cops. Please click that and listen to our demo.

Eating healthier.

Playing bass.

Trying to have a good time.

Never getting enough sleep, finding my way home from new places, hanging out with animals and cooking grilled cheese.

Dancing without any idea of what I'm doing. I fucking love dancing.

Is my hair and beard, most likely.

Also my extendable robo-arms.

Books: House of Leaves, Dune, Apathy and other Small Victories, The Sirens of Titan, Diary of a Viagra Fiend, The Cat Inside, Get in the Van, The Road, Ship of Fools, Bloods, The Autobiography Of Malcolm X, Ender's Game, Shutter Island and stuff by Vaclav Havel, Samuel Beckett and Eugene Ionesco.

Comics: Ex Machina, American Splendor, Doom Patrol, Hellboy/BPRD, Concrete, From Hell, Lucifer, Scott Pilgrim, Locke and Key, Animal Man, American Elf, Hellblazer, Walking Dead, Asterios Polyp, Blankets.

Movies: Brazil, Survive Style 5+, Se7en, The Thing, The Fountain, The City of Lost Children, Fight Club, Reservoir Dogs, Hud, Blade Runner, Ghostbusters, Brick, Monsters, Inc, Leon: The Professional, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Glengarry Glen Ross, House of Sand and Fog, Fargo, The Birdcage, Eraserhead, Looper, No Country for Old Men, There Will Be Blood, Die Hard, Star Wars, Little Dieter Needs to Fly, Protagonist, Dead Man, Children of Men, Galaxy Quest, The Woodsman, The Dark Knight, Shotgun Stories, Little Children, Take Shelter.

TV Shows: Arrested Development, Mr. Show with Bob and David, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Twin Peaks, Home Movies, Tom Goes to the Mayor, Lost, Harvey Birdman, Peep Show, Trailer Park Boys, Portlandia, Archer, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Life and Times of Tim, The Larry Sanders Show, Sealab 2021, The Sopranos, and any episode of a talk show that Norm Macdonald appears on.

Music: Ulver, Black Sabbath, David Bowie, Boards of Canada, Red Sparowes, Minor Threat, Fuck Buttons, Neurosis, Liars, Clint Mansell, Faith No More, Daft Punk, Enslaved, Queens of the Stone Age, Fugazi, Coil, Aphex Twin, Thee Oh Sees, Arvo Pärt, Converge, Wire, Cult of Luna, Portishead, Woe, Jesu, Hüsker Dü, Martin Grech, Isis, Death Grips, Russian Circles, Tombs, Jogger, Old Man Gloom, Björk.

Food: Grilled Cheese, Mac 'n' Cheese, Indian food in general, pad see ew, bread, pizza, burritos, salad, peanut butter, spinach, onions, grapes + cheese + some sort of crackers is my favorite snack. I really like to cook, but what I make usually doesn't come out perfect. Maybe that's endearing?

1. Caps lock key
2. Pizza
3. VHS copy of Naked Lunch
4. The fact that Mickey Rourke ADORES chihuahuas.
5. www.threewordphrase.com
6. Pizza

I recently ended a year and four month drought of pizza. I dreamt about eating a slice several times.

Movies, pizza, vegetarian food, music, reasons why my train is late, cats, why the dog I live with is afraid of my bass, whether or not some show is worth the money, movies, pizza.

I also think about death, transhumanism, fate caused by our genetics and blah blah blah, but thinking about dogs and pizza usually puts me in a happier place.

Either out with friends, at a show or dead dead dead.

I'M A BIG IDIOT ACTUALLY

Let's just go ahead and pretend that "if" isn't there.

I will say this, I can pretty much promise that you will have a good time if we hang. Out. Hang out. Not ourselves.