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AnEtherealLlama

27 Burton, MI Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–31
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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PRE-PREAMBLE I just moved to Burton! I'm now a proud home owner and I'm looking for friends and things to do in the area. I really have no idea what to do in the area outside of this really sick comic-book store just down the street.

Preamble: I like to be amused, surprised, enlightened, touched. I want to learn EVERYTHING, until my brain gains so much mass from the knowledge that it collapses into a black hole, making possible for humanity to travel to other galaxies. But now I'm just being silly. Maybe though, this can give you a better intro to me than a list of my likes and dislikes.

Hello, my name is Adam and I'm a 20 year 6.1 A1C T1D (if this makes any sense to you then you're amazing). I love to play MMO's, and have been beta-testing them since 1998.

Let's see... I've raised, rescued, and loved a decent share of animals in my life. I've raised two panther chameleons, a ferret, and a slew of cats. Right now though I just spend my home-life looking after a singular cat who is the recipient of all my love.

I am a nerd, and very proud of it.

Once more for posterity, I am a nerd, and VERY proud of it.
I LOVE science, it's mind blowing to me how more people aren't head over heels in love with nature, physical laws, technology, and oxford commas.

I am a southpaw and a TEDster.
What I’m doing with my life
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I've been getting more into Comics again recently. I read through The Wake in a single sitting and I eagerly await Trees (for clarification, I'm talking about the comic) every couple months.

I had aspirations to get a PHD and do research in Sociology but really I just want to settle down and enjoy life. I work from home which affords me the luxury of being able to really spend time with my hobbies but I'm really looking for someone to share those with.
I’m really good at
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Min/Maxing
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - Really anything Philip K. Dick, I'm a huge Scifi fan. Really the harder the science fiction the better... I've read all of The Wheel of Time and I've read through most of A Song of Ice and Fire. I'm presently reading World War Z right now.

Movies - Jim Jarmusch, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Blazing Saddles, History of the World part 1, Young Frankenstein (do you notice the Mel Brookes trend yet?), Blade Runner, The Dark Crystal, Lost in Translation, the Matrix

Music - I grew up to Paul Simon but I really enjoy all kinds of music. I mean ALL kinds of music...my tastes are all over the board. Chances are I'll enjoy what you're listening to. I will tell you though that I have both Dallas Green and Frank Zappa related things on my body.

Food - Indian food is god-like.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Insulin
2) The night sky
3) 50/50 Coffee
4) NPR
5) Podcasts
6) My computer
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Is the next episode of Hardcore History out yet? Damnit Dan, you're killing me here!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Friday nights are best spent with friends, of the physical or digital variety. I like to partake in both.

Usually though I'm playing Dota or EVE.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I shed a tear every time I hear "Nutshell" by Alice in Chains on their MTV Unplugged album.
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The critical hit from [WALL OF TEXT] did not kill you.

Though it "Missing" or "Whiffing" does not count. For shame!

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