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AnEtherealLlama

27 Burton, MI Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 10:23am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
A little extra
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Technology
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey! I'm Adam.

I'm a really down to earth guy who generally cares way too much about everyone. I'm pretty unconditional and just want to meet a girl who knows what she wants and accepts others for who they are.

I've had this desire all my life to have that one best friend that all the really cool 90's shows had. You know, Skeeter and Doug, Cory and Topanga, Pete and Pete... that kind of companionship. I'm almost 30 and I'm so frustrated because I have all this love and nobody to share it with.

I work from home and am a pretty big computer nerd. I am often spending my nights in with friends I've known for around a decade now from all over the world. So I tend to be a pretty big homebody but I do enjoy going out to my local comic book store on Friday nights for some FNM. That's not to say I don't enjoy getting lost though. I have this perennial dream of heading out to South Korea, Japan, or Norway and just kind of getting lost in another culture. Would be nice to kind of bring everything I can and see how long I can last out there you know?

I have a huge appreciation for science, nature, earnestness, and oxford commas.

I'm here for serious inquiries and experiences. I've got my finances in order, I live comfortably in my own house, and I have hobbies I enjoy. I'm just looking to share some joy and adventure with another kindred soul.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've been getting more into Comics again recently. I read through The Wake in a single sitting and I eagerly await Trees (for clarification, I'm talking about the comic) every couple months.

I had aspirations to get a PHD and do research in Sociology but really I just want to settle down and enjoy life. I work from home which affords me the luxury of being able to really spend time with my hobbies but I'm really looking for someone to share those with.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Min/Maxing
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - Really anything Philip K. Dick, I'm a huge Scifi fan. Really the harder the science fiction the better... I've read all of The Wheel of Time and I've read through most of A Song of Ice and Fire. I'm presently reading World War Z right now.

Movies - Jim Jarmusch, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Blazing Saddles, History of the World part 1, Young Frankenstein (do you notice the Mel Brookes trend yet?), Blade Runner, The Dark Crystal, Lost in Translation, the Matrix

Music - I grew up to Paul Simon but I really enjoy all kinds of music. I mean ALL kinds of music...my tastes are all over the board. Chances are I'll enjoy what you're listening to. I will tell you though that I have both Dallas Green and Frank Zappa related things on my body.

Food - Indian food is god-like.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Compassion
2) The night sky
3) 50/50 Coffee
4) NPR
5) Podcasts
6) My computer
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Is the next episode of Hardcore History out yet? Damnit Dan, you're killing me here!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Friday nights are best spent with friends, of the physical or digital variety. I like to partake in both.

Usually though I'm playing Dota or EVE.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I shed a tear every time I hear "Nutshell" by Alice in Chains on their MTV Unplugged album.
You should message me if
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The critical hit from [WALL OF TEXT] did not kill you.

Though it "Missing" or "Whiffing" does not count. For shame!