What does it mean to summarize oneself? To put to paper all those qualities that, assembled, paint the picture of the person? I guess a good place to start would be that I love to say nothing, eloquently.

EDIT: GOOD LORD I thought this was an honest response but from what I've seen on here it's just generic as shit. Not that I care, this self-summary thing is a silly idea anyway. Here's something more relevant: music is a great hobby but it's all indoors. I've missed hanging out and enjoying the LA weather too. If you have a sport/hobby/thing you do to get outside and have fun, convince me to try it with you. I'm interested.

I just got my BA and am have relocated back home. I'm looking for new people to share my time with and maybe to teach me something new.

- Pontificating
- Playing the guitar
- Spontaneous rhyming
- Making scrambled eggs (but not much else)
- Writing stuff
- Looking up stuff I don't know on the internet
- Playing video games
- A bunch of other miscellaneous tasks I can't be bothered to list

My glasses, I suppose. Also my freckles. I have also been told I have amazing eyes, when you get to see them. (i.e. when i finally take an indoor photo and my glasses aren't darkened)
Upon first opening my mouth, I tend to favor dry humor and sarcasm, which is my most apparent personality trait, though I swear I am not like that all the time.

Books: Gulliver's Travels, Don Quixote, the works of Plato, The Metamorphosis, the Ender's Game series, anything by Douglas Adams, The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse, and basically anything else with ideas (or wizards) in it.
Movies: I like watching really good movies, really bad movies, and almost anything in between. I particularly like dumb, campy movies (watch the final, bunny-delivering scene in Con Air without crying hot tears of joy, I dare you)
Shows: Burn Notice, South Park, The Daily Show, American Dad, old reruns from the 80s (e.g. The A Team, The Greatest American Hero), Doctor Who, Torchwood, and anything Joss Whedon puts on film
Music: Classic Rock, Prog Rock, Post Rock, Indie Rock, Pretty much anything with 'rock' in the title, but I also like Dubstep, Classical, Jazz, and anything with a good melody
Food: Yes. I like food. All of it. Especially Indian food, burgers, and anything I can put avocado slices on.

Music
Comedy
Downtime, with friends or without
Parenthetical statements (like this!)
A good story (book, film, ancient oral tradition, any way I can get it)
Dairy products (cheese is not a luxury. it is a need.)

The nature of existence in a world cruelly indifferent yet infinitely receptive to our attempts to define it, to study it, and ultimately to know it in a meaningful way. Also, tasteless jokes.

Hanging with my friends, drinking, watching bad TV on Netflix, and enjoying some Rock Band-style karaoke.

Or huddled alone in the dark, filling out an OKCupid profile, apparently.

Why not ask me yourself?

- You could use a friend
- You could use something more than a friend
- You also like the word 'pontificating' and would like advice on how to work it into YOUR profile page.