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31 New York, NY Man


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  • Ages 23–30
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My details

Last online
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5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Likes dogs
My self-summary
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As Seen on TV - Affordable and easy to clean!

East Villager who lives a life in Digital Marketing while taking one live show and bacon cheeseburger at a time.

I'd like to think that I have the sense of humor of Louis CK, the energy of Chris Pratt and the attitude of Marc Maron, but I'd also like to think that "taking lottery tickets to church" is a valid investment strategy. So, do with that what you will.

I love live music, great food and better company. Up for anything from impromptu afternoon karaoke to trying out a new recipe.

Additionally, I'm a fan of going to galleries, laying around in the park, napping off brunch or discussing the finer points of shitty (or good) TV shows. My heart belongs in dive bars where Jenga and Cards Against Humanity with friends abound, but I clean up pretty damn nice too.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working in marketing for a startup and impressing myself with my own Spotify playlists.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm affordable and easy to clean.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I dig movies, TV shows, books and music as much as I'm sure you do. Let's pat ourselves on the backs about it when we meet eachother in person

Food is a beautiful thing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
That I want to start a podcast about good Guacamole called "Guac Talk". It's something I hass to do some day.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Teaching Netflix, Seamless and Amazon Fire what "codependency" really means. Kidding, I also go out and shit like that. Variety is the Netflix "you may also like" of life, know what I mean?
You should message me if
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You're both down to earth and grounded, simply put....I can not fly.

Also, singing along to the band Pulp in your living room with a few close friends might be all the party you need.