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33 Patchogue, NY Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24-38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:13pm
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and laughing about it
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
English (Fluently), Latin (Somewhat), French (Somewhat), C++ (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Simulacrum Adorare

My life--fitter happier more productive, not drinking too much, regular exercise three times a week, and also the exact opposite. I am a somewhat off kilter balance of left-brain/right-brain, A-type/B-type. By habit, I am a night-owl, and it takes something special (skiing or killer coffee) to get me up in the morning.

What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I ask myself that quite frequently and hope that I will never stop asking. I've just finished up law school at NYU, and am working for a bankruptcy judge.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
readin' & writing, and
tellin' it like it is.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes people think I look like John Lennon, but it varies with how shaggy I am and how round my glasses are.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love books, mostly fiction, and believe them to be of such importance that, with the cross-reference to their music collection, one can get a peek into the soul. In that spirit, I offer some of my favorite authors: David Eggers, David Foster Wallace, Hunter S. Thomson, Ann Dillard, Cormic Mcarthy, and then some of my favorite bands/musicians: Andrew Bird, The Byrds, CCR, Built to Spill, Nick Drake, Thievery Corporation, Band of Horses, BRMC, Fiona Apple, Yo la Tengo, Outkast, Blackalicious, Radiohead.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends - the best way to expand your family;
Coffee - one of life's finest pleasure;
Books - more than one lifetime's experience;
Beer, and;
Something I hope to find.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
These days Friday is usually low-key, recover-from-the-week day, so a game of pool, a movie or some reading.
You should message me if
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I am looking for someone to expand my horizons at the same time that I expand theirs, through humor, play (both physical and metaphysical), and simple conversation. A perfect mix of personalities is hard to come by, but I hope to have fun and interesting conversations along the way!

Also if you are:

Ygritte, or

Lady Lazarus (