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  • Ages 20-28
  • Near me
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My details

Last online
Nov 25
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I'm Jon.

Self-summary doesn't sound like too much fun so I'll just give a couple of details, and you'll let me know if you like them.

My favorite expression to get from my dog is that weird half-cocked "confused/wtf are you up to" look. I think this says a lot about me as a person.

I will joke about anything. Be warned.

Many comics resonate with me on a deep emotional level. Many Perry Bible Fellowship comics resonate with me on a WTFlol level.

My friends kick ass and go back a long ways. I still regularly hang out with multiple kids from my preschool class.

Recently I worked at a counter-terrorism think tank where I got to say stuff like "I work at a counter-terrorism think tank" and read a lot of Pakistani newspapers. I knew I'd finally made it when a reporter from the New York Times asked me for a quote, but then I directed him to someone with the authority to actually give a quote to the NYT.

I'm about the slowest person to anger in the world. If you managed to piss me off, you almost deserve congratulations.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Holy hell, people think I'm actually competent to be a lawyer
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Games. I'm silly good at games. Gin, poker, trivia, board, video, mind, etc.

I used to be good at volleyball and golf, but now I just like to play when I get the chance.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm a little bit on the socially fearless side.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Grapes of Wrath, East of Eden, Catch 22, Catcher in the Rye, A History of Western Philosophy, The Naked Ape, Franny and Zoey, Song of Ice and Fire, The Alchemist, Lots of history and economics non-fiction.

Movies: Raging Bull, The Matrix, Casablanca, Juno, There Will be Blood, Die Hard, Bill Murray, Heat, Wall-e, Up, etc.

Shows: Arrested Development, Community, The Wire, Always Sunny, Bored to Death, Curb, Lost Season 1-3, Firefly

I'm gonna fill the rest of this out in a bit.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
< 6
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How stuff works. I also am a huge fan of the "what if" game. I like to ask people to estimate the chance that "x" happens.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going out for dinner and then finding some people to pal around with.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have seen the entire first season of the O.C. (my freshman year of college roommate would just watch them all the time I didn't even want to watch them or anything but he would always have them playing in the background so it's not my fault or anything but then I got kind of invested in the characters and watched a couple of episodes secretly by myself and I liked them especially a couple in the middle like the one where the cuter girl dresses up as wonder woman but I thought it got weird at the end and I didn't like it anymore or watch any other seasons I swear and I kinda thought the biological son was kinda dreamy in a totally platonic way)
You should message me if
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I just want a gal who's fun to hang out with. So be really fun. NO PRESSURE.