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Acuzio_Onyx

31 Indianapolis, IN Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:59am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Online dating websites have been overrun with undateable weirdos, people "just looking for an ego boost" (a verbatim quote), and catfish. One-sentence profiles shout, "Message me if you want to learn more!" About what, your selfies? What else is there on your profile that might be used to gain any sense about you as a person?

Everything is a dealbreaker. Everyone is reduced to a checklist that needs to be completed OR ELSE. Next!

Who needs to work on tolerance when there is the illusion of a limitless supply of people?

This person wrote "intelligence is attractive" and filled his profile with misspelled and misused words. This one said "must be at least 6 feet tall and extremely athletic" when she was short and overweight. Here you noted that your ideal first date is "surprise me." The running theme: everyone wants someone else who will put in a great deal of effort in order to balance out one's own lack of effort.

Perhaps my years of dating entitled undesirables has jaded my sensibility. What I do know with certainty is that following the guideline of "limit your profile to your positives" has only served to slice my depth in two. I'm not going to write about the awesome things I do or what I can do for you. You'll have to trust that there's a lot to know, that I'm worth knowing, and that I wouldn't always have said that. At the core I'm a hopeful and optimistic romantic idealist, but I've learned to paper over those traits with the dark humor of cynicism and sarcasm because I've consistently been let down in cosmically hilarious ways. At least I can laugh about it.

To sum up, there's no point in being milquetoast here. Either you'll appreciate my boldness and honesty or you won't. All I ask is that you read between the lines. Thank you for taking the time to consider my bitter profile.

Message me if you want to learn more!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reading people.
Listening.
Artistic projects.
Charming the neighborhood cats.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:

Douglas Adams - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Jane Austen - Pride and Prejudice, Ray Bradbury - The Long Rain, Anne Brontë - The Tenant of Wildfell Hall, Charles Bukowski - Post Office, Mark Z. Danielewski - House of Leaves, Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - The Sorrows of Young Werther, Frank Herbert - Dune, Haruki Murakami - The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle, George Orwell - 1984, The Works of H. P. Lovecraft.

Movies:

A Clockwork Orange, Aladdin, American Beauty, Back to the Future Trilogy, Before Sunrise, Before Sunset, Big Fish, Blade 2, Blue is the Warmest Color, The Cell, Dr. Strangelove, The English Patient, The Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, The Fall, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Fight Club, Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence, Hot Fuzz, The Hurt Locker, Inglourious Basterds, Inception, Indiana Jones Trilogy, Juno, Kick-Ass, Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2, Knocked Up, The Matrix, Memento, Millenium Actress, Pan's Labyrinth, The Princess Bride, Princess Mononoke, Pulp Fiction, The Ring, Se7en, Shaun of the Dead, Shutter Island, Silver Linings Playbook, Sleepy Hollow, Star Wars Trilogy, Time Bandits, UHF.

Music:

Badalamenti, Bartok, Beethoven, Debussy, Elfman, Faure, Hisaishi, Hovhaness, Pärt, Rachmaninoff, Satie, Smetana, Tchaikovsky, Vivaldi, Whitacre.

12 Rods, Air, Amon Tobin, Aphex Twin, Araabmuzik, Armor for Sleep, Bat for Lashes, Beck, Bibio, Big Troubles, Björk, Black Moth Super Rainbow, Blackfield, Bloc Party, Bonobo, Boys Night Out, Brad Mehldau, Bumblefoot, Charlotte Gainsbourg, Chris Cornell, Clams Casino, Cocteau Twins, Coldplay, Com Truise, Craig Armstrong, Curve, Daft Punk, Depeche Mode, Descendents, Disasterpeace, DJ Shadow, Doves, Dream Theater, Elliott Smith, Failure, Field Music, Fleet Foxes, Frankie Rose, Freelance Whales, Frou Frou, Gonzales, Guthrie Govan, Halloween Alaska, Imogen Heap, Incubus, Interpol, Iris, J Dilla, Jacaszek, Jason Falkner, Jeff Buckley, John Mayer, Johnny Hates Jazz, Jon Brion, Jonathan Coulton, Joni Mitchell, Kaskade & Deadmau5, Kate Havnevik, Keane, Ken Andrews, Kyte, Lemon Jelly, Lotus Plaza, LTJ Bukem, Maaya Sakamoto, Margot and the Nuclear So and So's, Massive Attack, Mellowdrone, Meshuggah, Mew, Midlake, Mike Doughty, Mike Patton, Minus the Bear, Mr. Bungle, Mr. Mister, Muse, Mystery Palace, Nick Drake, Nine Inch Nails, Noah "40" Shebib, Nobuo Uematsu, Oasis, Oingo Boingo, Opeth, Periphery, Phantogram, Phil Collins, Phoenix, Pink Floyd, Polaris, Porcupine Tree, Portishead, Protest the Hero, Purity Ring, Radiohead, Regina, Ride, Rufus Wainwright, School of Seven Bells, Scott Walker, Scritti Politti, Sigur Ros, Silverchair, Sophie and Peter Johnston, Soul Coughing, Soundgarden, Speedy Ortiz, St. Vincent, Stars, Steel Panther, Steely Dan, Steve Hauschildt, Sting, Sunny Day Real Estate, Swervedriver, Tame Impala, Tears for Fears, The Almost, The Alpha Conspiracy, The Bird and The Bee, The Depreciation Guild, The Divine Comedy, The Grays, The Police, The Reign of Kindo, The Smashing Pumpkins, The Twin Atlas, The Walkmen, The Week That Was, The Zombies, Third Eye Blind, This Day & Age, Thom Yorke, Thomas Newman, Thundercat, Todd Rundgren, Tom Petty, Toy Matinee, Ulrich Schnauss, Underoath, UNKLE, Violens, Xyzzy, Yasunori Mitsuda, Year of the Rabbit, Yes, Yoko Kanno, Yuzo Koshiro, Zero 7.

jascha., Scanlines, Bonesetters, SM Wolf, Faux Paw, Digital Dots.

Food:

Anything well-made. I like all types and ethnicities of food and I'm a sucker for people who can cook. The way to my heart is through my stomach. It's a weakness!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Music.
2. Intelligent conversation.
3. Bicycle.
4. Coffee.
5. Cologne.
6. Weights.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The colors of the sky and the shapes of clouds. Chord progressions in popular music. How perception influences reality. Visiting the next restaurant on the list. Existentialism. Schopenhauer's "Hedgehog's dilemma."
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are bold and open-minded. You took the time to gain a sense of my personality by reading between the lines of my profile. You have ambitious plans that rely on more than just your marvelous looks.

You should not message me if:

a.) Your profile contains any of the following stock phrases:

"Must love dogs."
"I'm tired of dating liars / douchebags / cheaters / players."
"Live, laugh, love."

b.) The Notebook is one of your favorite movies of all time.

c.) You have a selfie where you are standing at an angle in front of a full-length mirror with one hand on your hip and the other on a cell phone. You are making a face at yourself in the mirror.

d.) Your requirements for your partner cannot be matched by you.

You should definitely message me if:

You are passionate or knowledgeable about something.
Some people consider you to be a bit of a challenge.
You have a soft heart.
You are capable of loving someone deeply.
You are ready for a change of pace.