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35 M Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 27–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

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6′ 0″ (1.83m)
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Mostly vegetarian
Graduated from masters program
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My self-summary
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Oh hi. I'm your standard comedy-music-literature-science nerd. Er, who is also great and stuff. Crap, you really gotta sell yourself in these intros.

I'm obsessed with running when there's no snow on the ground and play in a basketball league when there is to scratch my ex-jock itch (phrasing!) and to attempt to offset my undying love of beer and food. And I also firmly believe that men should not wear shorts unless working out, beaching it, or at risk of heatstroke.
What I’m doing with my life
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I write and edit stuff. So yikes if you catch any grammatical errors here.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Bar trivia (natch), changing tires on the side of a highway, cooking the best Brussels sprouts you've ever had, holding my liquor, and knowing the words to every "Little Shop of Horrors" song at karaoke.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The shaved head. I've been told many a time that I look like Billy Corgan by jerks.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Infinite Jest, Pale Fire, Lolita, Moby Dick, 2666, The Box Man. And lots of pretty insufferable lit crit stuff that I read to justify paying for an English MA.

Lately really loved Her and Upstream Color, but some favorites are Chinatown, The Big Lebowski, Solaris, Holy Motors, Lawrence of Arabia, Rushmore, and There Will Be Blood. And The Room will change your life, but that may or may not be good.

The Wire, Deadwood, Sopranos, Game of Thrones, Always Sunny, Mr. Show, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, Colbert, Archer, etc. Pretty much all the things the internet obsesses over.

Wrens, Dismemberment Plan, Neutral Milk Hotel, Local Natives, Ted Leo, Dirty Projectors, the xx, Japandroids, Fucked Up, Built to Spill, Sunny Day Real Estate, Radiohead, Sigur Ros, Modest Mouse, Elliott Smith.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Live music
Good running shoes
Seattle-area sports teams to irrationally freak out over
Comedy podcasts
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a show or out having some beers with friends. And if I get enough of those beers in me then possibly out awkwardly/awesomely shaking it on a dancefloor.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Ha, nice try, NSA.
You should message me if
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You want to strike a blow against the patriarchy by making first contact.