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Adam-12-ish

35 Chicago, IL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:20am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Oh hi. I'm your standard pinko comedy-music-literature-science nerd.

I'm obsessed with running when there's no snow on the ground and play in a basketball league when there is to scratch my ex-jock itch (phrasing!) and to attempt to offset my undying love of beer and food.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I write and edit stuff. So yikes if you catch any grammatical errors here.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Bar trivia, Brussels sprouts, making inappropriate jokes that are *usually* well-timed, karaoke, holding my own in most any interesting conversation and also holding my liquor to wait out the boring ones.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The shaved head. I've been told many a time that I look like Billy Corgan by jerks.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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BOOKS: Infinite Jest, Pale Fire, Lolita, Moby Dick, 2666, The Box Man. And lots of fairly insufferable lit crit stuff that I read to justify paying for an English MA.

FLICKS: Lately really loved Her, Under the Skin, and Upstream Color, but some favorites are Chinatown, The Big Lebowski, Solaris, Holy Motors, Take Shelter, The Long Goodbye, Rushmore, and There Will Be Blood. And The Room will change your life, but that may or may not be a good thing.

TV: The Wire, Deadwood, Sopranos, Game of Thrones, Always Sunny, Mr. Show, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, Colbert, Archer, etc. Pretty much all the things the internet obsesses over.

TUNES: Wrens, Dismemberment Plan, Neutral Milk Hotel, Local Natives, Ted Leo, Dirty Projectors, the xx, Japandroids, Fucked Up, Built to Spill, Sunny Day Real Estate, Radiohead, Sigur Ros, Modest Mouse, Elliott Smith.

FOOD: All of them, Katie.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Literature
Live music
Good running shoes
Seattle-area sports teams to irrationally freak out over
Comedy podcasts
Tacos
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Depending on the season, either at a show, Netflixing it up, or out having some beers with friends. And if I get enough of those beers in me then possibly out awkwardly/awesomely shaking it on a dancefloor.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Ha, nice try, NSA.
You should message me if
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You want to strike a blow against the patriarchy by making first contact.