I consider myself open minded towards other people, but I admit that I can be set in my own ways. The very idea of online dating is somewhat of a stretch for me.

Don't take anything I write on the internet too seriously.

I work too much as an operations director for an e-commerce website that specializes in live event tickets. When I'm not working I like making time for travel. My most recent trip brought me to India.

Seinfeld trivia and looking awesome in a $10 haircut.

My height and my dirty sneakers. Some people say I look like a young Steven Tyler. Hopefully I don't end up looking like an old Steven Tyler 25 years from now.

I wish Larry David and Norm MacDonald wrote novels and composed music, so I'd have a wider variety of interests.

I try to eat pho at least every other week.

I have an unhealthy obsession with the song "Sledgehammer" by Peter Gabriel, a song so good that Dave Matthews based his whole career on trying to sound exactly like it.

I spend way too much money on the "play now" feature on those computerized juke boxes, as I can't stand hearing another one of your boy's shitty Pearl Jam songs.

Oi Ocha Green Tea, Listerine breath strips, Puma sneakers, beer, sunglasses, oh yeah... My family too.

Witty quips to make my OKCupid profile more attractive to the opposite sex.

In sleeping or out drinking.

I once stopped seeing a girl because she admitted that she didn't care for "ethnic food." I'm still unsure if she was racist or just really boring.

I don't understand hashtags

You're cute, employed, and you aren't hesitant about meeting for a beer.