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34 M Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:22pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Yes. I look like Paul Rudd and Norm Macdonald had a baby. Now that that's out of the way, I love laughing and making others laugh. I'm looking for someone who likes to have a good time while being serious when the situation calls for it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people smile, playing tennis, attempting to cook, pop culture knowledge, and occasionally being a complete couch potato. I have also mastered the art of de-shelling a hard boiled egg as I eat 2 of them a day.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'll try to make this one brief.

Movies: Fight Club is the all time favorite. Also Memento, Shawshank, and Count of Monte Cristo are up there.

Shows: The ones that are currently on that I watch on a regular basis are Breaking Bad, Homeland, Game Of Thrones, Dexter, South Park, Arrested Development, Family Guy, and Curb Your Enthusiasm. All time fav show would have to be Rod Sterling's Twilight Zone.

Music: I could write a book on this one. My iTunes library consists of 15 GBs worth of music.

Books: Anything Stephen King.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Laughter, love, respect, tranquility, truth, and happiness.

And sushi.

And my phone.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why abbreviation is such a long word and why there is an expiration date on sour cream.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I subscribe to SiriusXM only to listen to Howard Stern.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You are ready to settle down if you meet the right person
-You enjoy an equal balance of going out and staying in
-You like to laugh
-You aren't making the kissy duck face in any of your pictures. Seriously. Who the heck finds that attractive??