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29 M Montreal, Quebec, CA

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5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Well, let's see. I'm a freelance journalist, working mostly for newspapers, but bashing my head against the magazine wall until it cracks. I'm also a part-time musician, playing guitar and bass in a few bands.
I'm sarcastic and big on puns and wordplay and obscure references. In other words, I'm hilarious. And modest.
I'm a pretty decent cook when I find the time. For some reason, a white Jewish guy from Montreal has gotten good at cajun food. Go figure.
I'm also incredibly Jewish, in a Woody Allen kind of way. Not religious, just stereotypically neurotic.
What I’m doing with my life
Freelance journalist and man about town.
I’m really good at
Coming up with story ideas, citing movies, making an ass out of myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
I can be quiet when you first meet me, but then I don't shut up.
Also, people call me a mushroom, cuz I'm a fungi.
Get it?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
On TV, I'm picky. Breaking Bad, Archer, Arrested Development, Game of Thrones (they fight, they get naked. It's brilliant), The Shield, and once a year I rewatch the whole run of The Wire.
Movies, I'll watch anything, from the art house to the dumbest of comedies. I guess I'm a pretentious intellectual populist.
I'm a proud music snob, but my taste leans towards stuff that rocks out. Grunge, punk, glam metal and hardcore are my usual playlists, but I'm also a huge classic rock and blues fan, and I'll dabble in hip hop here and there.
Books - haven't read much fiction lately. I love biographies of 20th century American leaders, and investigative journalism works like David Simon's The Corner or Jeremy Scahill's book on private security firms in the US. I also have a weakness for trashy rock and roll biographies. Motley Crue's The Dirt is a personal favourite.
I will literally eat everything. Seriously. Don't test me.
The six things I could never do without
My Fender Telecaster
My ever-growing book collection
Kinda drawing a blank here. Is that sad or liberating?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Things to write about, because if I don't, then I might starve.
On a typical Friday night I am
Ideally out and about and having a good time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I tend to have to throw out pairs of jeans because holes develop in the crotch area. I'm not making a sexual joke here, this is a serious problem I have, and I have no idea what to do about it.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're not boring.