I like playing pool, foosball, darts, and other such hole-in-the-wall bar activities that I can only play well when I drink alcohol is some form of moderation. Too little or too much, and it becomes entirely likely that someone will end up with a dart sticking out of their ass, or get a foosball to the right eye, and you don't want to know what kind of damage a foosball can do to th squishy human eyeball.

It is horrific.

Oh, and I'm a student at The Ohio State University and about to graduate this Summer. So ready to get on with my life and become a "real person."

Don't be a lame, hit me up.

Student of life.

I'm good at picking a first date. I will say though strolling hand in hand through a park, or something romantic like that, would just bore me, unless we lucked out and got to watch two ducks do battle or something awesome like that. Maybe if we got attacked by a goose (which I have before,) and I got to kick the shit out of it, save you from a bloody ankle beak-ing by a frenzied wild animal, and then cooly receive a hero's passionate kiss from a grateful maiden in distress... well, then the park thing would probably be cool.

Not likely to happen, though. Geese are tricky, and prefer to avoid a direct confrontation with an angry, boot-wielding heroic human.

I'm loud and the opposite of shy.

Movie: Goonies.
Shows: Eastbound and Down.
Music: Noah Gundersen.
Food: Meat and condiments.

1. Apple Computer.
2. Chipotle.
3. Ron Swanson.
4. Charles Bukowski.
5. My cat, his name is Rampage.
6. Twitter.

Everything (and I don't mean a lot, I mean everything) including, but not limited to:
● The future, think futurism not planning. I do the latter too.
● Why did I come into this room? What was that thing I wanted to get?
● Time travel, wouldn't it be grand?
● What is for dinner? Do I have beer at home?
● It was my keys! My keys are in that room!
● stuff and junk.

That sums it up.

I wouldn't describe any Friday night as typical. However, common elements and recurring themes include: Fun, booze, reckless laughter, live local music, feasting, dancing, awesomeness, and fun (again).

mondays are kind of typical, but fuck mondays.

I can lift 40lbs, effortlessly.

Ideal girl for me?
Sharp wit, light hearted, laughs a lot, attractive, non-judgemental, open minded, independent, feminine, articulate, and creative.

basic intelligence is a huge must for me. I don't need a scholar, but I'm not looking to pretend a conversation is interesting, either. I won't.

I only state this because I read the profiles on this site, and stuff. It is disheartening. The majority of you are fackin idiots, sorry to be the one to break it to you.

I don't say this because I think my own intellect is of some sort of special status, it isn't. It's average. I've been around smart people, so I know the difference. All I'm saying is that, for whatever reason, this site is full of idiots. Morons. Women taking pictures from carefully decieving angles, bending over and showing cheap thongs, spewing cliches, and generally butchering the english language in the attempt to be as shallow as humanly possible.

GAaaaahhh argghhhh garb garble

stop. just stop. give love a chance. *plays harp*

So I'm looking for the minority it seems, and hopefully I won't sound arrogant in saying so to those particular individuals because I assume that they will feel similarly.