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23 Birmingham, UK Man


I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:27am
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from two-year college
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Well, i like to have as much fun as possible and cant be bothered with being too serious all the time. Iv only got one life and i want the chance to live it not stress out constantly.

Essentially im laid back when it comes to pretty much anything, nothing changes no matter how much you worry about it. I may be in danger of overselling myself on this profile so i will say to probably ignore everything from here forward :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Im currently working at tesco (i know, living the dream) which isnt all that bad, im lucky to have a job at all at the end of the day and im aware of that. Plus i spend more time there than i do at home so ill be damned if i dont enjoy myself at least a little bit.

I also want to see as much of the world as possible, it'll have to be a little bit at a time unless my plan to win the lottery takes a turn for the good.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I wouldnt say im really good at anything in particular, never has the saying "jack of all trades, master of non" been more appropriate for a human being, but iv made my peace with that.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I dont know, kind of asking the wrong person really - that being said i do think im a generally cheery and happy person.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
-Red hot chili peppers
-Foo fighters
-Frank Turner
-Jack Johnson
-Keaton Simons
-Linkin Park
- Adele
-Alanis Morissette
-The beatles
-Comedy music

Films: (Way too hard, but ill try to name a few)
-500 days of summer
-Clerks (1&2)
-Chasing amy
-Jay and silent bob strike back
-Home alone
-Horrible bosses
-Scott Pilgrim
-Pursuit of happiness
-Seven pounds
-Crazy, stupid, love
-Good will hunting
-Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
-The notebook
-Blue valentine
-Forest Gump

Books: (Dont get to read as much as id like)
-The girl with the dragon tattoo (and the whole series)
-Tess Geritsen books in general

-The big bang theory
-An idiot abroad
-Modern Family
-Arrested development
-The wire
-The walking dead

-Anything goes really, but i do love a curry or two.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Time to myself to think.
Chinese food.
Family & friends.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Well to be honest i really spend alot of my time daydreaming which i think is healthy and fun.
On top of that when i have sometime to just be by myself and think, i like to think about all the ways in which i can improve myself, especially physically and then eventually realise im probably not gonna be doing any of these things and continue to eat.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sometimes at work thinking about being anywhere else or quite possibly lying in bed at home recovering from work (that makes me sound old).
Generally id say that with work i dont get the chance to go out as much as id like. To be honest id quite like to be able to come home on those nights and have someone to cuddle up with and just generally be close with (SPOILER: I am infact not gay lol).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably not gonna put it on a profile page but that being said, it doesnt take much and I'll admit anything about myself, im super honest
You should message me if
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Your bored and just want to speak or if your my future wife and you've time travelled from the future to save me some time and hassle.