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23 Rochdale, UK Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Oct 29
6' 1" (1.86m)
Body Type
Other but it’s not important
Two-year college
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has dogs and Has cats
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
NOTE: this is a long profile... Im filling it with so much stuff you can't not find something to message me about if you show the tiniest bit of interest! Haha! Here for friends, fun, laughs and dating!

So hi!

Looking to meet people, date and have a laugh. I don't take life seriously and I consider everything to be a mini-adventure!

I consider myself random, funny but a little bit sensible when called for as a 23 yr old bloke... I don't drink (much) or go clubbing every Saturday I don't do drugs, don't cheat... I'm loyal, caring, and aparantly too polite! Lol! So if you wanna meet/date/go for a picnic then drop us a message and have a chat? :)

I appreciate the simple things... Quiet nights in, a home cooked meal, walks in the park, spontaneous drives to the Lake District... Lol...

Bit of a geek when it comes to my free time. I play Xbox a little too much when I have nothing planned for my day. Either that or having my monthly "cuppa-soup day" which involves several cuppa-soups, a loaf of bread, and a lot of movies.

I love cooking, playing my guitar and learning new songs, chilling in pubs. General things.

Occasionally hit the gym and try to make myself fitter or look at least a bit better. And also got a thing for martial arts called Bo-Jutsu (I think) and kendo. Samurai wannabe maybe? :3

I am a pro at being a barista and doing my unique latte art ;) so if you do see me in work then look out for it!

In short, I'm on here to find someone with similar interests, likes cuddles and knows what real intimacy is. Someone who won't just use me for one thing or another. Someone for either friendship or more?

So message me if you think that you could get along with me and would like to ask me anything... :)

Oh! Another thing! My full name is an anagram! So far I have two combinations! (some people with like-minded humour would be like "omg!")...

That's a 'summary' I guess... If you haven't already fallen asleep from reading this then carry on! :3...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I was training in the RAF as a para, then a barista in Bury, moved to York, now back in Norden as a Sales Executive :)

The ultimate goal is to become a manager and keep climbing the ladder then throw it all in and open up my own cafe/cocktail bar. :) lol
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, latte art, unsuccessfully singing, inuendo and banter.

I'm also a good listener. I'm not someone who will spread stuff as rumour. I keep it to myself and offer advice.

Psychologically analysing people while I'm out in town having a coffee (usually on my own *sadface*)

Lastly probably empathising... Iv been in a lot of socially difficult situations and many experiences to say what iv done and help those who are going through a tough time.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm broard. My shoulders and back are quite large. Haha. Not like Quasimodo... But muscular...

Also probably that I look a bit more bearded in real life than in my photos...

And also that you can feel comfortable around me. Iv been told a few times by complete strangers "you know... It feels like iv known you ages". Haha
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I don't read... Lol!

Game of thrones
Star Wars
Dragonball z/gt (lol I know!)
Shawshank redemption
MI (1/2/3)
Black books
Mighty boosh
Most comedians (Dylan Moran, franky Boyle, Russell Howard... Etc)
Come fly with me (if anyone remembers that)
Soul eater (another bit of anime lol)
Iron man
Cpt America
Most things really! :)

Anything! (Even better if I can do a really bad cover on guitar! ;) lol)

Well I cook anything! So I eat everything!
Like mixing up things and surf and turf. Asian cooking intrigues me! :)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My family.
Skinny jeans.

There's a span of non-materialism and materialism there! :)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Probably everything from universal theories to how I'm going to achieve my 10% commission rate at work.

Why you never see baby pigeons. (I have now found this out!)

Endless and mindless nonsense!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Nothing. Working late! Eventually (hopefully) snuggling up to someone! Lol

If not then hittin the gym to make myself look more appealing... :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I suffer from lycanthropy... I'm secretly a werewolf (shhhh!) ;)

I am not shy nor ashamed around people I'm comfortable with.

I can spread all my toes out like an ape an use them to pick up things (I know I'm lazy!) and even open coke bottles!

There's another thing that may put you off (if the toes thing hasn't disgusted you). So I shall leave that until you have gathered enough ingrigue to go on a date with me! ;)
You should message me if
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If you are up for meeting up/dating.

Want to get a coffee sometime.

Want me to cook for you? 😄

Like film/game marathons.

Or just if you want to ask anything! (Literally I will answer honestly)

(Also I am aware it says "casual sex" on my profile however it's only because Im laid back and go with the flow. That doesn't mean I'm only down for nsa. It's down to the person, situation and what's right. I won't jump into bed with just any old Harlet. I have standards 😁)

(Thanks for taking the courtesy to read this far... Unless you have a rapid scroll finger!)