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AdamRo

30 M Schaumburg, IL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:13pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Other
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), LISP (Okay)

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My self-summary
I haven't filled this out until now because (just like everyone else) I never have any idea of what to write in these type of things. Sooooo, I'm a Gemini, I enjoy long walks on the beach, blah blah, blah.
What I’m doing with my life
I currently have a terrible job in sales for a first aid company. But, I put in my two weeks notice as soon as another offer came in. So, soon I will be in investigations for a major insurance company. More money, more opportunity, less putting a gun in my mouth everyday. Win, win, win.
I’m really good at
Clearly it's not filling out online profiles.
The first things people usually notice about me
The condescending look.
Or my boobs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I hate these type of questions on principal. So, Fried Green Tomatoes all around, questionmaster.
The six things I could never do without
Internal combustion.
Social interaction.
Intellectual challenge.
Dogs.
Jack Daniels.
Crystal meth.
Those seven things I could never do without.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The immeasurable and sex inconceivable vastness of the universe. Billions of systems sex in billions of galaxies. The sex incredible insignificance of you, me, and everyone sex we've ever known. And everything we've ever done, said, sex or thought. And quantum mechanics. That shit cray. Although sometimes sex I get distracted.
On a typical Friday night I am
Lowering a basket of lotion into a pit in my cellar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm an amazingly well-hung millionaire philanthropist.

Just kidding. I'm super broke.

I don't speak any English. I know how to say everything that I just wrote in this profile, and this last statement explaining that.

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I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you have read the explanations to my questions and you laughed. Also, seek help if you did.

Or if you want to share a hilarious, creepy, or horrifying message you've gotten on here. I recently realized how entertaining they can be. We're awful. Lol.