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25 M Arlington, VA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:51pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm a 25-year-old Virginian born in North Carolina to New York City parents. As of now, I'm the only person I know who will use "y'all" in the same sentence as "dawg."

Other than that, I'm a low-key, low-maintenance dude. I'm very easy to please and I truly appreciate the simple things in life.
What I’m doing with my life
I am a freelance sportswriter specializing in the Washington Capitals/NHL.
I’m really good at
Writing, I think. But probably not. Also, self-deprecating humor.
The first things people usually notice about me
My thick glasses. They kind of stick out. Or the little gap in between my two front teeth as a result of a freak baseball accident at the age of 11. Okay, so I couldn't catch a fly ball.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: Cliché, but a little bit of everything (minus country). Recent kick: '90s hip-hop and R&B.

TV: New Girl, Modern Family, Nashville (ironic considering the statement above), Eastbound & Down, Girls, The Newsroom, Saturday Night Live, Bar Rescue, WWE programming.
The six things I could never do without
1. My computer
2. Hockey/college basketball/NFL football
3. An iPod
4. Pizza
5. My computer, because it allows me to watch hockey/college basketball/NFL football while listening to music and ordering pizza.
6. Dogs. Did I mention my computer?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My next story. It's what us writers do. I also need good ones to tell at dinner parties. That is, if I ever get invited to one.

That, and finding new ways to stay active. I love the outdoors and exercising, though I have a soft spot for hiking and kayaking.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working, which means either covering a game at Verizon Center when the Capitals are home or watching it at a bar when they're not. Otherwise, I'm posting up at a dive bar and talking for hours, catching a movie, exploring or bumming around.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The generic answer here is "That I have an online dating profile," but I have one simply because I don't have time to meet women the traditional way during the season (September-May).
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 21–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
You can appreciate a good pun. As the ocean said to the dirt, "I appreciate the sediment."

That, and you can handle and appreciate forthrightness. I tell it like it is, good and bad. You'll always know where you stand with me. Nothing gets accomplished beating around the bush or playing games.

Oh, and you're consistent. That about wraps it up.