I used to be the guy that sat in the corner of the bar and played plants versus zombies on his phone. Now I'm the man in the back (of the Ballroom) that yells "EVERYONE ATTACK!". (One day, this will pay off...)
I'm really good at getting out of awkward conversations by saying things like 'OH GOD. HELP ME. THIS IS SO AWFUL. I WISH I WERE DEAD.'
I spent half an hour discussing whether the moon, were it made of cheese, would taste green or yellow.