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29 Wellington, New Zealand Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–33
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 5:11am
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Graduated from university
Politics / Government
Open relationship
Strictly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a leftist feminist liberal social justice warrior. Also a huge geek. These things tend to clash often.

Have a few other alternative hobbies.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now, I am working my way up to a place in the justice sector where I can influence policy and help plug some of the gaping holes in our justice system.

Also, developing my alternative hobby skills.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Someone yesterday asked me if I thought I had wasted my university career studying philosophy. I replied that I knew where the hole in the donut goes after the donut is gone.

I swim like a narwhal in heat!

I am wordy as fuck. Because words are fucking awesome.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I laugh loud and often, and regularly hit my head on low-flying planes.

The company I keep.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: - Anything by Patrick Rothfuss or George RR martin or Peter V Brett. And a lot of others. But those three. Their words. I like them.

Movies & shows: Total Joss whedon fanboy. Also, I am constantly amused by people's reactions from watching Game of Thrones without having read the books.

Music taste - Eclectic.

Food - I like anything that doesn't involve me breathing fire for half an hour - (the cleanup is a total bitch)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Technology - Helps us make our lives more awesome.

Employment - My secret base of operations. If they only knew.

Family/friends - Because having a solid powerbase is essential for any aspiring dictator.

Joss Whedon - Everything the man touches turns to gold, which will be an important income stream.

Reading - Because [PRO TIP] yelling "I DON'T READ" to the world is really not something to be proud of.

Feminism. Everyone will have equal opportunity and be oppressed equally when my new world order arises. Until then, I shall use my magical man sparkles for good.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to improve things for the average joe. Because the support of the proletariat is vital to my plans for world domination.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Any or all of the below:

Raising the stakes and living dangerously by betting whatever random dude I am playing pool with a bag of rainbow skittles that I can sink that shot.

Asking homeless guys for money.

Taking my inner elitist out for a walk at the theatre.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I miss my twin brother terribly since he moved to Australia in May 2012.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
* You realize that the best way to a man's heart is by making him laugh so hard he passes out from oxygen deprivation
* You believe unicorns ARE real (or you are one)
* If you have an interesting and/or slightly disturbing obsession with something (I know I do)
* If the concept of watching every Joss Whedon movie and/or series back-to-back doesn't fill you with unutterable dread
* If you possess skills vital to my quest for world domination or access to powerful friends.