Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I once climbed a mountain while the clouds were extremely low, just
so that I could see if clouds taste like marshmellows.
I used to be the guy that sat in the corner of the bar and played
plants versus zombies on his phone. Now I'm the man in the back (of
the Ballroom) that yells "EVERYONE ATTACK!". (One day, this will
I'm really good at getting out of awkward conversations by saying
things like 'OH GOD. HELP ME. THIS IS SO AWFUL. I WISH I WERE
I spent half an hour discussing whether the moon, were it made of
cheese, would taste green or yellow.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently, I am on the path to totalitarian world domination. Right
now, the next step in my plan is working my way up to a place in
the justice sector where I can influence policy and help seriously
plug some of the gaping holes in our justice system.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Someone yesterday asked me if I thought I had wasted my university
career studying philosophy. I replied that I knew where the hole in
the donut goes after the donut is gone.
I swim like a narwhal in heat!
I am wordy as fuck. Because words are fucking awesome.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I laugh loud and often, and regularly hit my head on low-flying
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: - Anything by Patrick Rothfuss or George RR martin or Peter
V Brett. And a lot of others. But those three. Their words. I like
Movies & shows: Total Joss whedon fanboy. Also, I am constantly
amused by people's reactions from watching Game of Thrones without
having read the books.
Music taste - Eclectic.
Food - I like anything that doesn't involve me breathing fire for
half an hour - (the cleanup is a total bitch)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Technology - Helps us make our lives more awesome.
Employment - My secret base of operations. If they only knew.
Family/friends - Because having a solid powerbase is essential for
any aspiring dictator.
Joss Whedon - Everything the man touches turns to gold, which will
be an important income stream.
Reading - Because [PRO TIP] yelling "I DON'T READ" to the world is
really not something to be proud of.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to improve things for the average joe. Because the support of
the proletariat is vital to my plans for world domination.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Any or all of the below:
Raising the stakes and living dangerously by betting whatever
random dude I am playing pool with a bag of rainbow skittles that I
can sink that shot.
Asking homeless guys for money.
Taking my inner elitist out for a walk at the theatre.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I miss my twin brother terribly since he moved to Australia in May
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
* You realize that the best way to a man's heart is by making him
laugh so hard he passes out from oxygen deprivation
* You believe unicorns ARE real (or you are one)
* If you have an interesting and/or slightly disturbing obsession
with something (I know I do)
* If the concept of watching every Joss Whedon movie and/or series
back-to-back doesn't fill you with unutterable dread
* If you possess skills vital to my quest for world domination or
access to powerful friends.
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