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Adam_J_W

28 M Wellington, New Zealand

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:42am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Politics / Government
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I once climbed a mountain while the clouds were extremely low, just so that I could see if clouds taste like marshmellows.

I used to be the guy that sat in the corner of the bar and played plants versus zombies on his phone. Now I'm the man in the back (of the Ballroom) that yells "EVERYONE ATTACK!". (One day, this will pay off...)

I'm really good at getting out of awkward conversations by saying things like 'OH GOD. HELP ME. THIS IS SO AWFUL. I WISH I WERE DEAD.'

I spent half an hour discussing whether the moon, were it made of cheese, would taste green or yellow.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently, I am on the path to totalitarian world domination. Right now, the next step in my plan is working my way up to a place in the justice sector where I can influence policy and help seriously plug some of the gaping holes in our justice system.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Someone yesterday asked me if I thought I had wasted my university career studying philosophy. I replied that I knew where the hole in the donut goes after the donut is gone.

I swim like a narwhal in heat!

I am wordy as fuck. Because words are fucking awesome.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I laugh loud and often, and regularly hit my head on low-flying planes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: - Anything by Patrick Rothfuss or George RR martin or Peter V Brett. And a lot of others. But those three. Their words. I like them.

Movies & shows: Total Joss whedon fanboy. Also, I am constantly amused by people's reactions from watching Game of Thrones without having read the books.

Music taste - Eclectic.

Food - I like anything that doesn't involve me breathing fire for half an hour - (the cleanup is a total bitch)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Technology - Helps us make our lives more awesome.

Employment - My secret base of operations. If they only knew.

Family/friends - Because having a solid powerbase is essential for any aspiring dictator.

Joss Whedon - Everything the man touches turns to gold, which will be an important income stream.

Reading - Because [PRO TIP] yelling "I DON'T READ" to the world is really not something to be proud of.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to improve things for the average joe. Because the support of the proletariat is vital to my plans for world domination.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Any or all of the below:

Raising the stakes and living dangerously by betting whatever random dude I am playing pool with a bag of rainbow skittles that I can sink that shot.

Asking homeless guys for money.

Taking my inner elitist out for a walk at the theatre.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I miss my twin brother terribly since he moved to Australia in May 2012.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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* You realize that the best way to a man's heart is by making him laugh so hard he passes out from oxygen deprivation
* You believe unicorns ARE real
* If you have an interesting and/or slightly disturbing obsession with something
* If the concept of watching every Joss Whedon movie and/or series back-to-back doesn't fill you with unutterable dread
* If you possess skills vital to my quest for world domination or access to powerful friends.