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23 Tacoma, WA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
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My details

Last online
Sep 11
6' 4" (1.93m)
Body Type
Atheism and laughing about it
Two-year college
Might want kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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About me... I would say that I have pretty diverse interests. I think anything can be fun if you're doing it with the right people, and being open to anything is the only way to have new adventures and learn about yourself. Random favorite things: Frisbee, good beer, The Joy of Painting (I don't paint, but Bob Ross is an amazing human), road trips, old video games, movies, and cooking. I joke around more than most people, because I'm always trying to find the comedy in most situations. Life is just more entertaining that way.
I also love to travel! I'm from Seattle, but over the past years I moved to New York, then back to Seattle, then Las Vegas, Olympia, and now Tacoma for a bit and then probably Seattle again. I still want to travel on a larger scale, but i'm still figuring out where to next and how to get there.
Also, I cook for a living. I have only ever worked in kitchens and I don't have much desire to do anything else for money.

I believe that you can find importance and merit in anything that you do, so nothing has to be a waste of time. Lets do something random!
What I’m doing with my life
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I have my Associates in Culinary Management, and have been working in restaurants for 7 years, so probably that for a career. As far as what I am doing with my life as a whole, my only goal is to continually define my happiness and who I am as a person, and not have any regrets about missed opportunities in the end.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, Frisbee, making stupid comments at the wrong time, poi, finding the silver lining, playing devils advocate.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm 6'4", my voice is deep and velvety like James Earl Jones.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Anything by Antony Bourdain, assorted comedies such as Blazing Saddles, Baseketball, and The Jerk, The Newsroom, Game of Thrones, Scrubs, Archer, Classic rock, 80's music if I am in the mood, and food is a difficult question for me after studying it for so long. Lets just say, "I love food, and I really love a good beer to go with it"
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My family, My friends, Continued Education of some kind, coffee in the morning, a quiet place to sleep at night, and comedy.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Philosophy, food, anything that I can find comedy in, which is really anything. My mind wanders a lot.
Where are all of the Sour Patch parents?
And dear 6, stop spreading rumors about 9 and I, or I will tell them the nasty things that you two have been doing. Sincerely, 7.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working. The life of a cook has odd hours. After work I am always game to go to the bar and play some pool if anybody else is still up for a late night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When someone jokingly hands me something useless and tells me to hold onto it forever (which has happened a few times in my life) I do it. I have a box with a few items that I will keep with me forever for no reason.
You should message me if
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You have an open mind, you enjoy comedy and are not easily offended, and if you are a foodie then we will have plenty to talk about.
Also if you are not from here, or have been places far away. I love hearing about the differences between places and figuring out which places I want to go.