38 Toronto, Ontario, CA
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My self-summary
I like my women the way I like my kebab. Found by surprise after a drunken night out and covered in too much tahini. Before long I'll have discarded you on the pavement of life, but until then you're the perfect complement to a perfect evening. I guess I'm not very good at winning metaphors. Now, obviously I'm KIDDING! I prefer late-night Chinese Food.
What I’m doing with my life
Warping the young impressionable minds of teenagers when they are most vulnerable and getting paid handsomely to do so. Living the dream.
I’m really good at
Cooking... With or without a French or Swedish accent. Attempting Vietnamese Karaoke. Giving tax advice to 1st graders. Giving Stephen Harper atomic wedgies. Getting banned from Ottawa.
The first things people usually notice about me
The long stem rose I carry in my mouth and the look of seduction in my eyes. And my ass. It's real, and it's spectacular!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The six things I could never do without
1. Sex Panther Cologne
2. Super Hero Undies
3. Big Green Egg - Not a Dr Seuss reference
4. Dr Seuss
5. Barry White sped up to sound like the Chipmunks
6. Pixie Dust
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why raspberry Slush Puppies are blue.
On a typical Friday night I am
You'll most likely find me in a dive bar that blasts Justin Bieber and Metallica. I arrive pretty late because finding such a bar isn't easy. So I have to play catch-up and double fist my drinks. Soon enough I'm dancing like nobody is watching, and usually, nobody is watching, because who goes to a dive bar that plays Justin Bieber and Metallica? Once the DJ figures it out, there are enough people to mingle with but all they want to do is talk about the weather. So I decide to look for a place that serves the kind of sandwich that will give Meg Ryan an orgasm. The hardest part about Friday night is the realization that it's actually Wednesday afternoon. But at least half the week is over!

In reality, I am always on the move, hitting First Thursdays at the AGO, going to cultural events, film festivals, sports venues, restaurants, theatres (stage and movie) and social venues. If I stay in, it's usually to BBQ, entertain, cook, throw a party or relax with a movie or three. And on days when spare time is abundant, it's usually spent reading, generally non-fiction.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
After the exposé on Entertainment Tonight, there's not much left of my life that is private. And to set the record straight, Kim Kardashian and I are just friends.
You should message me if
Given the choice between robbing a Victoria's Secret Store, a Bank or Toys R Us, you'd choose Victoria's Secret. Unless you're really into Lego, then Toys R Us is okay.

If you look up the definition of boring and there isn't a picture of you beside it, message me. And you see through all of the above and realize I'm just a fun, genuine guy with a good heart.

The traits I appreciate most in a woman I find attractive are honesty, affection, intelligence, curiosity and a love of learning. I'm also a sapiosexual, which is not to say physical attraction isn't also important, but if you don't have a curious and insightful mind, beauty alone won't get us very far... Beauty captures the attention, but character captures the heart. Most compatible with Monkeys and Dragons, if you believe that stuff.