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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:47pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Working on masters program
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like my women the way I like my kebab. Found by surprise after a drunken night out and covered in too much tahini. Before long I'll have discarded you on the pavement of life, but until then you're the perfect complement to a perfect evening. I guess I'm not very good at winning metaphors. Now, obviously I'm KIDDING! I prefer late-night Chinese Food.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Warping the young impressionable minds of teenagers when they are most vulnerable and getting paid handsomely to do so. Living the dream.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking... With or without a French accent. Attempting Vietnamese Karaoke. Giving tax advice to 1st graders. Giving Stephen Harper atomic wedgies. Getting banned from Ottawa. Getting caught gawking.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The long stem rose I carry in my mouth and the look of seduction in my eyes. And my ass. It's real, and it's spectacular!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Sex Panther Cologne
2. Super Hero Undies
3. Big Green Egg - Not a Dr Seuss reference
4. Juggling Pins
5. Barry White sped up to sound like the Chipmunks
6. Pixie Dust
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why raspberry Slush Puppies are blue.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
You'll most likely find me in a dive bar that blasts Justin Bieber and Metallica. I arrive pretty late because finding such a bar isn't easy. So I have to play catch up and double fist my drinks. Soon enough I'm dancing like nobody is watching, and usually, nobody is watching, because who goes to a dive bar that plays Justin Bieber and Metallica? Once the DJ figures it out, there are enough people to mingle with but all they want to do is talk about the weather. So I decide to look for a place that serves the kind of sandwich that will give Meg Ryan an orgasm. The hardest part about Friday night is the realization that it's actually Wednesday afternoon. But at least half the week is over!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
After the exposé on Entertainment Tonight, there's not much left of my life that is private. And to set the record straight, Kim Kardashian and I are just friends.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Given the choice between robbing a Victoria's Secret Store, a Bank or Toys R Us, you'd choose Victoria's Secret. Unless you're really into Lego, then Toys R Us is okay.

If you look up the definition of boring and there isn't a picture of you beside it, message me. And you see through all of the above and realize I'm just a fun, genuine guy with a good heart.

Not required, but bonus if you would consider travelling by bike, or already have. Did 3000km down the Pacific Coast Highway, and it's my favourite new way to travel. Crossing Europe 2016.