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Adele_Blank

25 Glasgow, UK Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:40pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey, I'm Adele.

I spend a whole bunch of time at work and at home and hanging out with friends like the majority of people. Generally I'm pretty happy doing what I do, creeping about the internet, watching crappy tv, reading a butt ton (legit measurement) of books.

When I'm not hanging out by myself I go to the cinema with friends and eat out at nice places/rubbish places that I like. I enjoy some adult beverages at times, favourites including beer and vodka, cause I'm classy and shit.

Would like to meet nice gentleman for drinks at new places, movies at the usual places and fun at all the places.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work part time in the centre of Glasgow. Serving the public. Hating the public. Getting some great stories because the public. People are mental.

Work is ok. The people in work are good. I'm pretty content.

When I get restless I'll do something better.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Only dropping things half of the time.

Putting on lipstick without a mirror.

Forgetting to tell people good stories. I don't want to be one of those people who repeat their stories a bajillion times to the same people, so I over correct in the opposite direction. I'm told it's pretty frustrating.

Seeing both sides of an argument.

Binge watching/reading/napping. I'm sure Binge Napping is a thing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm very short.

Very blonde.

And I have a pretty girly voice. I enjoy it, it makes swearing more fun.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favourite Writers:
Brandon Sanderson, Brent Weeks, Robert Jordan, Robin Hobb, George RR Martin, Kelley Armstrong, Cecelia Ahern, Sophie Kinsella, Marian Keyes, Joe Abercrombie. Mitch Albom, Jeffery Eugenides, Markus Zusak (though, not The Book Thief, I really didn't like that.)

Favourite TV Shows:
The West Wing, The Newsroom, Community, Archer, New Girl, Doctor Who, Sherlock, The Thick of it, How I Met Your Mother, Supernatural, Greys Anatomy, The Mindy Project, Cougar Town. Loads of other stuff....just realised right this second how bad this looks.
Currently watching: Fringe aaaaand Parks and Rec

Movies: I have a cineworld card so almost everything.

Music:
You know the people that you make fun of because of their music taste? That's probably me. Cheesy, rubbishy music is my fave.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Nice human interaction.
Books.
Feminism.
Napping.
Red Lipstick.
Diet Coke.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Honestly. Right. Have you ever read a book or watched a tv show and when it ends you just kind of keep writing the story in head except there is an awesome new character who is so hilarious and wise and all the characters are swooning over them?

That's right. I write an alter ego of myself into the story.

Egotistical? Maybe. Fun? Absolutely.

I can't be the only person who does this?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Subverting dating profile cliches by saying every Friday night is the same.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I was younger I used to fancy Simba from the Lion King.

I choose to believe I fell in love with his personality because children are innocent like that. Some people choose to believe it's because I'm a weirdo and should be locked up.

It's a 50/50 opinion split.
You should message me if
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This bit here used to be a one liner that I thought was pretty funny but it was the subject of about 98% of the messages I received and it made me hate it. NOW THIS PART ISN'T FUNNY ANY MORE.

This is why we can't have nice things guys.