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26 F Groningen, Netherlands

I’m looking for

  • Men who like women
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Aug 10
5′ 6″ (1.67m)
Body Type
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Dutch (Fluently), French (Poorly), German (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi! My name is Alinda. I am a nerd. But don`t be fooled by my selection of photo`s, i don`t always look like one. Just most of the times...

Also, i`m slowly but surely turning into a crazy cat lady. Seriously, it`s like my secret superwoman alter ego: Crazy Cat Lady! I defeat evil overlords (dog people) by knocking them unconscious with squeaky toys and drowning them in gushy fuds...

Shouldnt have told you that, should i?

Forget all of the above, read this instead!!!!

I`m very boring... seriously i am, there is absolutely no reason to even be reading this bit, let alone the rest of the profile... (So go away please...)

If you`re still reading this, ARE YOU THICK OR SOMETHING?

What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work as a nurse, enjoy my weekly lesson in Higland Dancing and spend most of my spare time trolling the interwebs...

When i`m not doing any of the above, I love spending money on books, dvd`s, shoes, dresses etc.

And one in a while, when i feel like it, i try my hand at making dresses and costumes...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
you know what, i`m good at so many things, i`m just gonna name the few i suck at. So here goes:

Math, .... riiiight... cant think of anything else right now.

I`ll get back to you on that! ;)

Oh wait, thought of another one... i suck at relationships, i`ve diagnosed myself with commitmentphobia... Might be good to know...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I tend to display a weird mix of shyness and theatricality... I suck at social situations, but draw attention to myself with my outfits and awkward sense of humour...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
- the hunger games
- wicked
- the sookie stackhouse series
- the lord of the rings
- the hitchhikers guide
- everything popculture/humor related...
- anything that has those gimmicks and pull out thingies and secrets! (you have no idea what im talking about, do you?)

- torchwood
- dr. who
- true blood
- game of thrones
- warehouse 13
- buffy the vampire slayer
- queer as folk
- glee

- all musicals
- hitchhikers guide
- amelie
- harry potter

- omnia
- rapalje
- brooke fraser
- tori amos
- faun
- weisswurscht ist

(Reading this i realise i might be a little shallow...
But at least there is no danger of me putting up movietitles that i think would look impressive, just to look impressive :D )
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- my cat, named NomNom! (She puts up with so much of my shit, she deserves the first place on this list)
- my imagination
- movies/tvshows
- books/fanfiction
- my job
- love
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything and anything, the only rest i get from my brain is when i`m actually asleep, and even then it sends me the weirdest dreams.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, hanging around at the pub or watching a movie...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I think im a faghag, without a fag to hag to... It`s complicated...

On a related note, i read quite a bit of fanfiction/slash...

Also, i own a pair of feeties...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you`re a vampire, funny, heard of the elffantasy fair and castlefest...

Im also available if you need a hag to fag to!

Or just if any of the above hasn`t scared you away yet...
I applaud your cunning and endurance!