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22 F Madison, WI

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5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Urdu (Okay)

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My self-summary
I'm a twenty-one year old student with delusions of grandeur that often include things like, having money for both rent and groceries in the same month, being able to dress myself into some semblance of clothing to trick people into thinking I'm an adult, and finishing that last goddamn level of the first Spyro.

I'd just like to add, that I wanted my username to be TheSunAlsoRisesInMyPants but they said it was too long. If you don't think that joke is funny, please just stop reading this. Things won't work out. Trust me.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a full time student, a senior at the UW--I'm doubling majoring in English Lit and Gender and Women's studies.

In the mean time I'm watching way too many old monster movies and working part time in a flower shop.
I’m really good at
Marathoning television shows on netflix, memorizing facts from documentaries and bringing them up at inopportune times, reading four Kurt Vonnegut books in a row and then accidentally being an asshole about it, over estimating my ability to DIY, falling asleep, crocheting, falling asleep while crocheting, and making friends with old people.
The first things people usually notice about me
I've been told I have a wicked case of RBF.

(resting bitch face.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs by Chuck Klosterman, Invisible Man, Catch-22, Choke, Cat's Cradle, most things by Eddy Poe and Bill Shakespeare, The Great Gatsby, and Old Poetry Anthologies.

Serenity, Revenge of the Nerds, Deep Blue Sea, House on Haunted Hill, The X Files, The Original Dracula and Twilight Zone, QI, Supernatural, Criminal Minds, 10 things I hate about you, Most socio-cultural documentaries and every single made for tv movie on the sy-fy network.

Ella Fitzgerald, Sufjan Stevens, Ben Sollee, Say Hi, Belle and Sebastian, The Smiths, The Shins, Billy Joel, Dale Earnhart Jr Jr, Talib Kweli, David Bowie, Simon and Garfunkel, James Taylor, Joni Mitchell, Gold Motel, Miles Davis, St. Vincent, Tegan and Sara, Ben Folds, Frank Sinatra, The Strokes, Little Joy.

Lemon-Poppy Seed Cake, Sugar Snap Peas, Sweet Corn, Apples, Blueberries, Broccoli, Sweet Peppers, Pasta, Cheese, Tart Lemonade, Granola, Raisins, Pretzels, Bananas, Pizza, and S'mores
The six things I could never do without
the people I love, a working record player, natural light, jingle bells, stand up comedy, and pyramid studs.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the people I read about in books, the most convenient time to go grocery shopping, and the six degrees of kevin bacon.
On a typical Friday night I am
hanging out in the classics section of the library, working on my afghan, watching old horror movies, or going to bed early.

I'm not joking about that last one, I love sleeping.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
one time during election season I'd gotten so frustrated after reading a shit-storm of misogynistic horse-pucky articles about restricting women's health care that when I started reading the Onion that night, I got confused and forgot I was reading the Onion. It got all muddled up in my head and I mistook their satire for an actual interview----then quoted it and talked about it in what was otherwise an intelligent conversation with a very handsome man. whoops.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
feminist leanings and a tolerance of reading aloud are a must.
A penchant for snarkiness and lazy afternoons won't hurt you though.

(edit:if your intention is to send me a message alerting me to the fact that my being a feminist adversely affects your ability to find me attractive, go away. If you come back I'll hurt your feelings and steal your lunch money.)