Find better matches with our advanced matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy


31 M Edinburgh, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:30pm
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Not at all
Atheism, and very serious about it
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Has a kid
Dislikes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently)

Similar Users

My self-summary
I'm an easy going polyamorous chap in an open marriage. I like people and I try to be open minded about things.

In terms of my life, I'm definitely the protagonist. After I crawl out of bed in the morning, and after I stop yelling and writhing, I consume breakfast. This is the most jentacular moment of my day, a sensation I simply cannot forget.
What I’m doing with my life
Lamenting. I'm trying to piece things together since I discovered that my spirit animal is a sea cucumber.

Overall I'd say I'm pretty gruntled with my life right now.
I’m really good at
I used to be pretty good at Metal Slug X, but I haven't played it in a while. I'm good at solving problems, as long as problems encompasses 'useless riddles and puzzles' and nothing practical.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm quite tall, I suppose. That's noticeable, even from a distance.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: The Big Lebowski, Galaxy Quest, Die Hard. I actually like really weepy dramas but don't tell anyone.

I have experienced The Room in the cinema several times. It's life changing.

I enjoy sci-fi books, especially older ones. Rendezvous with Rama is a good one. John Wyndham had some alright short stories too. I have read too many books on the history of mathematics (seriously: about four).

My favourite television show is The Adventures of Pete and Pete. That or Sexy Commando. I have also enjoyed The Wire, Farscape and shamefully One Piece.

Music? I enjoy music of many kinds. Did you know that the most painful song ever is probably "Stop the War" by Hungarian rapper 'Speak'? It's truly awful.

I am not good with food.
The six things I could never do without
I used to have a bunch of stuff in here about not punching cakes or ducks, but then I decided it was too silly and have replaced it with this paragraph about its removal.

I still think the "six things you can't do without" question is really bad, and I don't feel like writing an answer here that is good.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why soup is so annoying. SO annoying.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hahaha, who am I kidding, sitting around at my house. What's the shame in that? I try to visit my house at least once a day.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I teared up when watching Finding Nemo. It was the one bit about the fish that really did it. I don't even know if fish can cry.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–37
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
If you want to know what the constipated mathematician did.