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32 Edinburgh, UK Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20-40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 18
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
6' 2" (1.88m)
Body Type
Average build
Not at all
Atheism and laughing about it
Has kid(s)
Has cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I'm an easy going polyamorous chap in an open marriage. I like people and I try to be open minded about things.

In terms of my life, I'm definitely the protagonist. After I crawl out of bed in the morning, and after I stop yelling and writhing, I consume breakfast. This is the most jentacular moment of my day, a sensation I simply cannot forget.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Lamenting. I'm trying to piece things together since I discovered that my spirit animal is a sea cucumber.

Overall I'd say I'm pretty gruntled with my life right now.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing ridiculous, deliberately bad obscene fan fiction about things I don't know anything about. That is, if you can be really good at doing something badly.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm quite tall, I suppose. That's noticeable, even from a distance.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: The Big Lebowski, Galaxy Quest, Die Hard. I actually like really weepy dramas but don't tell anyone.

I have experienced The Room in the cinema several times. It's life changing. Edit: Have now met and touched Tommy Wiseau.

I enjoy sci-fi books, especially older ones. Rendezvous with Rama is a good one. John Wyndham had some alright short stories too. I have read too many books on the history of mathematics (seriously: about four).

My favourite television show is The Adventures of Pete and Pete. That or Sexy Commando. I have also enjoyed The Wire, Farscape and shamefully One Piece.

Music? I enjoy music of many kinds. Did you know that the most painful song ever is probably "Stop the War" by Hungarian rapper 'Speak'? It's truly awful.

I am not good with food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I think this question isn't very good because I struggle with my opinions every day.

Words, they are so much fun.
Computers/internet, because I am a huge nerd.
Pizza. No explanation needed.
Things to ponder. I'm always thinking.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Unsolved mysteries, ciphers, old manuscripts, that kind of stuff. Why? Because it's interesting.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hahaha, who am I kidding, sitting around at my house. What's the shame in that? I try to visit my house at least once a day.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I teared up when watching Finding Nemo. It was the one bit about the fish that really did it. I don't even know if fish can cry.
You should message me if
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If you want to chat because I'll likely be too much of a downtrodden old man to ever message anyone. I like to chat and/or wobble.