Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
(This page is now being maintained by his girlfriend. Frost passed
away on March 1st 2014. He was an amazing man and this page is
maintained purely for me to remember his wonderful sense of humour
and spirit that he was able to radiate even in text.)
I'm a dork. No if's, and's, or but's about it. Silly humor cracks
me up. I'm also a goof, which means that I am likely doing the
silly things that will inevitably crack me up... and hopefully my
audience, which is generally composed of my son and army of
nephews, who are also all dorks.. no, seriously, I mean c'mon, they
actually think I am a pirate!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living. That seems to be a key component to this life thing. That
is the part that really matters. Waking up with a smile and going
to sleep with one. Maybe not actually having a smile WHILE you
sleep.. because that looks a bit creepy sometimes.. but you get the
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making the boys (son and nephews) laugh. Video games... but not as
good as my oldest nephew.. he was born with an inate video game
ability.. like a super hero. Just about anything else I put my mind
to.. save for things requiring any sort of mechanical inclination.
Don't get me wrong, I can break stuff as well as the next guy..
thing of it is.. I can't put it back together again. Good thing I
wasn't there for humpty dumpty!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My dorkiness. Yes, it is that severe. Oh, that, and my awesome
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love mystery novels... especialy with really cool villians.
I will watch nearly all movies: Comedy and Action are my
preference.. I am a boy afterall. Oh, and Sci-Fi. No dork is
complete without a love of science fiction. ;) More importantly,
STAR WARS and Firefly/Serenity! Music? I'm a metalhead at heart.
However, just about everything else, so long as it has a good beat,
I can get jiggy to. Annnnd finally, food. I am not the world's most
diverse eater. Seafood and I don't see eye to eye. Mostly because
you can still SEE the eyes in a lot of seafood. Creeps me out. ;)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My son and nephews.
2. My family
3. Pirate stuff
4. Make-believe words
6. My computer
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why we have dolphin safe tuna, but not dolphin safe dolphin?
Ok, maybe not a LOT of time thinking about it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing whatever catches my fancy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Everyone burps and farts. SERIOUSLY! Hide it as you may, it's true.
Someone had to say it!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
It's monday through sunday. You happen to need a First Mate on an
old 17th century Galleon. You know who Greedo is AND you know who
REALLY shot first! You just read this whole thing. Your first name
starts with a letter. You're also a dork. Seriously, we need to
stick together, maybe start a club. :)
..and for those of you that don't think I have a serious side, I am
going to take a moment to address some things, as these things have
You probably shouldn't message me if:
-The fact there is a kiddo with me in all the photos bothers you.
Kids, in general, like cameras. My kiddos (son and nephews) love
them), and being as I nearly always have some of the aforementioned
children around me, they are going to end up in the photos. ALSO,
you don't need to message me to express your distaste in said
kid-filled photos. If you're trolling for 'shirtless-muscley abs
photos in a bathroom of an apartment with pants/boxers down so low
you can damn near see the crotchal region' you'll not find them
here. However, they are abundant on pages of other gentleman, I
suggest you check those out.
-If you are unable to stand the thought of a man with a female
best-friend.. I am also not your boy. Much like the children, my
best-friend isn't going anywhere.
-I am a gamer. That is to say, I game. Not like hip-hop 'game'. I
video-game. I do plenty of other things as well, but I enjoy to veg
out with a good computer game when life allows. If this is an
issue, continue on to the next fella.
-..and last, but CERTAINLY not least. I don't need to know why my
profile didn't interest you. It is a solid representation of who I
am, so I am certainly NOT going to change it so that I can get more
'hits' or interest. While I enjoy reading a self-important message
from a self-absorbed individual as much as the next guy, I'll
likely not respond, or maybe I will... but not to show my
appreciation of said person's advice on how to 'better attract the
opposite sex. Afterall, 'person with the great advice', you're on
the same site as me.. which leads me to believe you're hardly a
master casanova yourself.
WOO! Ok, that turned out longer then I expected. I assure you, I am
not bitter, I am just trying to save us both some time.
...I now return you to your regularly scheduled internet
Update: Currently, I have found someone amazing, with the
assistance of OKCUPID. If I do not respond, it is nothing personal,
I am simply enjoying the individual I have found.
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