It's monday through sunday. You happen to need a First Mate on an
old 17th century Galleon. You know who Greedo is AND you know who
REALLY shot first! You just read this whole thing. Your first name
starts with a letter. You're also a dork. Seriously, we need to
stick together, maybe start a club. :)
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..and for those of you that don't think I have a serious side, I am
going to take a moment to address some things, as these things have
come up.
You probably shouldn't message me if:
-The fact there is a kiddo with me in all the photos bothers you.
Kids, in general, like cameras. My kiddos (son and nephews) love
them), and being as I nearly always have some of the aforementioned
children around me, they are going to end up in the photos. ALSO,
you don't need to message me to express your distaste in said
kid-filled photos. If you're trolling for 'shirtless-muscley abs
photos in a bathroom of an apartment with pants/boxers down so low
you can damn near see the crotchal region' you'll not find them
here. However, they are abundant on pages of other gentleman, I
suggest you check those out.
-If you are unable to stand the thought of a man with a female
best-friend.. I am also not your boy. Much like the children, my
best-friend isn't going anywhere.
-I am a gamer. That is to say, I game. Not like hip-hop 'game'. I
video-game. I do plenty of other things as well, but I enjoy to veg
out with a good computer game when life allows. If this is an
issue, continue on to the next fella.
-..and last, but CERTAINLY not least. I don't need to know why my
profile didn't interest you. It is a solid representation of who I
am, so I am certainly NOT going to change it so that I can get more
'hits' or interest. While I enjoy reading a self-important message
from a self-absorbed individual as much as the next guy, I'll
likely not respond, or maybe I will... but not to show my
appreciation of said person's advice on how to 'better attract the
opposite sex. Afterall, 'person with the great advice', you're on
the same site as me.. which leads me to believe you're hardly a
master casanova yourself.
WOO! Ok, that turned out longer then I expected. I assure you, I am
not bitter, I am just trying to save us both some time.
...I now return you to your regularly scheduled site searching.
