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AdmiralRetard

35 M Cliffside Park, NJ

My Details

Last Online
Oct 21, 2008
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
ARRR-Har-har-har! Look upon ye and be warned. I be shackled in matrimonial IRONS now! I have been seduced and enamoured by a pretty siren named murmur78 who I have pledged my eternal soul towards. And it be all Okcupids doing. There be mysterious hoodoo in this corner of thar website. Tread carefully me fellow seamen, cause this could happen to YOU...

...and ye wouldn't be happier.

Yarrr...

You want to know more? Ask away me hearties

I am piratical, a swashbuckler, and a charlatan
What I’m doing with my life
ARRRRR! as of late i have docked me ship in the great bustling port of New York to pillage and plunder its riches!! But the american fleet have gotten wiff of my nefarious presence so I am currently hiding under me beautiful wifes bed. Arrrrrr the life of a pirate be great!

Arr, I also be spending time with me computer when I'm out to sea. Mostly working on me getting this career in the computer graphics fired up and smuggling gorgeous Americans into Canada.. but my first love will always be the open sea... yar-har-har.
I’m really good at
C-aaarrrrr-ds.
The first things people usually notice about me
That i be a pirate! ARRRR-HAR-HAR-HAR-HAR!

Or that I have piercing Green eyes! Many ships have sunk because they have fallen under that pair of green charms...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Yar... I like me books like i like me sea, ever changing: The Autobiography of Malcom X, The Rum Diary, 100 bullets and Bill the Galactic Hero. And painting and modeling program tutorials! Arrr this be a grand thing. I like me movies like i like me lifestyle: rated aaarrrrrr. Or categ-arrrrr-y III. Ar, where would i be without me music to keep me sane during those long stormy nights. If they already be dead I be listening to them. I need me johnny cash fer days of blue. I have also been turned onto Morrissey as of late. Seafood! I love it from all reaches of the world. Sushi, salmon, scallops and the occational dolphin that gets wrapped up in my net. Arrrr I also be loving Shake Shack! and Fuddruckers! Arrrr they be increasing me cholesterol but i still fall for their fatty goodness!
The six things I could never do without
Searching fer buried treas-Arrrrr! Pillaging and plundering! Swinging on long ropes with a knife in me teeth! Blowing the English out of the wat-Arrrrr! M-aaarrrrrr-ie!

...and rolling up objects with a large sticky ball! Arrr nothing gives me more pleasure
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Battling sharks and grappling giant squids. Sleeping with my beautiful mermaid.
On a typical Friday night I am
Battling sharks and grappling giant squids. Sleeping with my beautiful mermaid.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Me lovely mermaid has since taught me to be like her kind. I be swimming now like some unGodly porpoise/dolphin love spawn. AAARRRrrrrr.....
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–56
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
you wish to exchange tales of adventure with a great adventurer.