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Adon_Sarsur

34 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Apr 29, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly kosher
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism
Sign
Leo
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Dislikes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Hebrew (Poorly), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am an urban professional looking for a lovely young lady to take to an upscale metropolitan restaurant, and discuss with the finer points of mixing Pringles with Kraft EasyCheese.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
On the weekends, it's red. Weekdays, it's white.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening to you!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm usually carrying a human boombox. (It's that thing when you carry a midget over your shoulder and he sings gangster rap.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My go-to movie is the African holiday classic: "A Fish Called Kwanzaa." As for eating, it's got to be the foodcourt at LaGuardia.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Food, water, air, sleep, shelter, and homeostasis.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My collection of inventions, including: the Purinal (the self-described portable urinal), instant British-accent mouth spray (to instantly sound British), and Thocks (a.k.a., thong-socks, for an even sexier foot).
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On a typical Friday night, I'd take you shopping to stores you wanna shop in, and then we'd do a little lunch, probably at the Cheese Haus, followed by some golfing. And then at night, we'd take in an opera, probably Die Fledermaus, and then I'd follow it up with a drive to a secluded beach where I'd pop on the radio and we could slow-dance till the sun came up.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
...is that not everything in this profile is sarcasm.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you think Mountain Dew is the greatest beverage ever created.