Ok, I'll give this a serious attempt now *srs face :-|*.
I'm a very picky person, mainly because I know what I want in life, people, relationships, food, you name it.
I love meeting new people and learning about things that interest me almost fanatically. In my opinion there are simply too many opinions and views out there to think that yours is the only right one. Probably needless to say, I'm a very open-minded, educated and opinionated individual and I delight in conversation that is more than idle small talk.
When a subject/person/situation doesn't interest me I may come off as shy, standoffish and/or introverted mainly because I'm bored/daydreaming and simply have nothing to say.
However, (as with most people) if we chance across something that I find interesting then you'll probably want to staple my lips shut. :) And I try to be very supportive, understanding and doting to people that do catch my interest.
My type of humor is filled with innuendo, wit, sarcasm, and other verbal quips.
I'm a hopeless romantic at heart and often daydream about my crushes swooping me away like knights to some enchanted Neverland like a retarded schoolgirl. I tend to be very vocal and expressive about my feelings as well and would hope to find someone who is the same. I'd like to meet a non-asshole so I can have a steady outlet for all this pent up affection <3 who can 2nd as a a friend to go skiing, hiking, shopping, skating, stargazing, wrestling, clubbing, and dining with, and hopefully someday to travel the world, as well as a plethora of new things I have yet to experience! :)
TL;DR: I'm an ENFP on the Myers-Briggs.
I am sincere, curious, and truthful.