I am very authentic. I know who I am and never make any effort to appear any other way.
- Highly educated
- Have had many beautiful women in my life
- Safe and Trustworthy
- An attractive Fellow
- Socially Savvy
- Mysterious and Deep
- Well traveled
- Pee in your pants funny (but don't please that's gross)
- Maker of hot steamy pizza
- Loyal, Compassionate, Optimistic, etc etc etc
The list goes on and on. Some of you may think I am bragging right now. Fair enough, I often have a tendency to be, but it is always in a playful way. I do not take myself THAT seriously. This time I am stating things as I see them. I have worked hard to be the person I have become and I continue to every day. I have committed to continual striving to become the absolute best I can be for me and for those I love.
So why am I single? A friend of mine sent me over an application and one of the questions was as follows:
Fill in the blank: I like a girl that__________
Here was how I answered:
I like a girl that knows who she is, knows what she wants, is kind and compassionate but not weak, sassy and intelligent, knows when to say sorry and when to hold her ground, clever and sociable, secure with her body and sexuality, graceful and elegant, intuitive and curious, adventurous and dorky, beautiful beyond compare, crazy about me, knows how to please me and always up for trying new things, a world class cuddler, supportive, has her own life and friends, picks up on subtle hints and comes up with great surprises, able to rough it, optimistic and devoid of complaint, flirty and flexible, knows how to prioritize her life, let's go of the past and moves forward, takes time to figure herself out so she stops making the same mistakes over and over, in touch with her emotions but not overly emotional, creative, able to agree to disagree and acknowledge both sides of an argument, takes naughty pictures and sends them to me when we are apart, generous, fierce, will be a great mother when the time comes, takes care of her body for her and for me, has a strong healthy sex drive, solid in her identity but always open to new ideas to continue growing as a person, has nice round perky breasts with proportionately shaped nipples (hey, I know what I want), has passion in her kisses, finds beauty in her surroundings no matter where she is, loves to travel, spontaneous, able to make her own decisions independent from what her friends and family think, takes risks, and over all is a kick-ass awesome person.
So as you can see I am single because that kind of woman is harder to find than a mermaid in the desert. Perhaps I have already met her, or she is in Finland and I will meet her on my next voyage around the world? Maybe she is reading this right now?* Who knows? But when she does find me I know she will appreciate how picky I am and all the work I've done in shaping the perfect man for her.
I am a tall, successful 'cerebral' man who is a beach lover. If we talk, you will find that I am indeed charming with a great sense of humor and if we really get acquainted, you will find that I am a GREAT kisser who believes that kissing is essential to a great relationship. My 'SOUL' is kind and gentle but with a pure spirit that might well command your attention. In summary, I'm a most fortunate man in so many ways.
I am seeking someone who enjoys laughter, giggles, travel, family and above all, the absence of drama. At this point in life I don’t have time to waste of the small stuff that really just is not that important. I am searching for that "special chemistry" where both people are excited about being together. ...I know you're out there somewhere!
I'm just looking for someone to have some or a lot of fun with. Good sense of humor is nice, good dancer so you can lead me. Not really looking for a long term relationship at the moment, but you never know what will happen. Women under 25 encouraged to apply!
Grew up in the city but became a country boy and animal lover (especially horses and dogs). I enjoy people and reaching out to meet others and make them feel good about themselves. I have learned that a.q. (attitude quotient) is more important then i.q.. Wit and humor help me to survive and enjoy the moment.
Things seem to get to my heart easier now. Tears surprise me at anything sentimental or touching and tender. The simple things of life cheer me and fascinate me. Nature is majestic and inspiring. I enjoy authentic, kind-hearted people with soul and spirit and zest for life. Laughter is good medicine for the soul and along with my undying and crazy attempts at wit and practical joking (that gets me into trouble at times... you would think I would outgrow it...) but at least I try not to do it at others' expense.
I am a thinker and observer, but regenerate by being with others. Being lonely is part of life for many and I feel lonely sometimes in the midst of the crowd.
I am dashing, erotic, and naughty