Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"Never ask for an easy life. Ask for an incredible life and the
strength to enjoy it."
Name's Andrew. ENFP.
Agnostic existentialist Christian / metalhead / cinephile /
feminist / SJW / filmmaker / Viking with propensity for sci-fi
novels, philosophy, craft beer and scotch.
(I know, right?!)
My timbre pretty accurately resembles that of Louis CK. If you can
handle him, you can probably handle me.
If you're familiar with Kierkegaard, Philip K. Dick, and/or Peter
Rollins it might make our banter a more enriching experience.
I'm also into other cool stuff, like pizza, standup comedy, and
collecting bottle caps (in case they replace our currency in the
post-apocalypse...major kudos if you get that reference).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a personal assistant for a certain comedian/TV
(I don't mind saying who, if you talk to me...but I'd rather not
publicly state it).
I have a couple short films currently in the works.
(Yeah, I know the whole LA/filmmaker cliche. But I swear...I'm
On the side, I drive for Uber.
(Yes, I have stories.)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Making the best effin guacamole you've ever had.
-Mixing some tasty cocktails.
(I have a mixology license...like another 9% of LA. Hey...at least
I was never a barista.)
-More stuff you should just naturally find out about as we get to
know each other.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
: House of Leaves
, The Disaster
, 2001: A Space Odyssey
, Crime &
, A Song of Ice and
(and almost anything by Philip K. Dick
, Arkham Asylum: A
Serious House on Serious Earth
: Blade Runner
, Mulholland Drive
, Dr. Strangelove
, Fanny &
, The Big Lebowski
of Joan of Arc
, The Tree of Life
, Synecdoche, New
, The Wind Rises
anything by Ingmar Bergman
: Black Mirror
, Game of Thrones
, Breaking Bad
, The Sopranos
, Doctor Who
, Mad Men
, It's Always
Sunny in Philadelphia
, Curb Your Enthusiasm
Mystery Science Theater
, Chelsea Wolfe
World/Inferno Friendship Society
, Sonata Arctica
, Iron Maiden
, Steven Wilson
, Blind Guardian
, Joanna Newsom
, Emilie Autumn
, Amanda Palmer
scores, Richard Wagner
, Edvard Grieg
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Clouds, my phone, sunglasses, my strictly-alphabetized DVD/blu-ray
collection, Guacamole, and comfortable shoes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Places I want to travel to.
I have massive wanderlust and hope to make it through Europe
(particularly Sweden and thereabouts) by the time I'm 30.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Driving the drunk Uber crowd around, or convincing my friends to
watch a terrible movie with me worthy of a drinking game.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You're not a "Disney princess". I want somebody that's
-You're open-minded, charitable, and have an artistic side.
-We share any interests or passions.
-You're skeptical about romance, but still hope for it.
Who are you looking for?
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