Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a little tied to the beard, but we'll see how I feel next
-Film/TV/Science-Fiction/Fantasy/Batman/Heavy Metal nerd. (If you
can't sit through 2001: A Space Odyssey and won't watch foreign
films cus you have to "read the words" it probably won't work
-I have a love affair with ancient Europe - the medieval, Viking
history/mythology, and Scandinavian culture in general.
-Craft beer & mixology.
A FEW CORNERSTONES:
-I'm most passionate about dense and powerful art.
(Hence my obsession with experimental films, heavy metal &
-Philosophical banter is where my heart lies; I could discuss my
artistic passions for hours, but I'd prefer somebody to go a little
deeper than that with.
-I'm pretty quiet about it most of the time, but my religion is
important to me. However, I'm far more concerned with what one
"does" than what one "believes".
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Need to see my credentials? Okay...
-I'm a personal assistant for a certain comedian/TV
(I don't mind saying who, if you talk to me...but I'd rather not
publicly state it).
-In the process of getting a 20-minute short film made.
(...yes, like approximately 29-42% of people who currently live in
LA, I have an ambition to be a writer/director. Okay, I haven't
done the exact math.)
-On the side, I drive for Uber.
(Yes, I have stories.)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Making some tasty cocktails.
(I have a mixology license...like another 9% of LA. Hey...at least
I was never a barista.)
(As long as one of those tasks is watching one of m'stories on
Netflix or HBO
-Being a decent dude.
(No addendum here. I just do my best.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
: House of Leaves
, The Disaster
, 2001: A Space Odyssey
, Crime &
, A Song of Ice and
(and almost anything by Philip K. Dick
: Blade Runner
, Mulholland Drive
, Dr. Strangelove
, Fanny &
, The Big Lebowski
of Joan of Arc
, The Tree of Life
, Synecdoche, New
, The Wind Rises
anything by Ingmar Bergman
: Black Mirror
underrated), Game of Thrones
, Breaking Bad
, The Sopranos
, Mad Men
, It's Always
Sunny in Philadelphia
, Curb Your Enthusiasm
Mystery Science Theater
, Chelsea Wolfe
World/Inferno Friendship Society
, Sonata Arctica
, Iron Maiden
, Steven Wilson
, Blind Guardian
, Joanna Newsom
, Emilie Autumn
, Amanda Palmer
scores, Richard Wagner
, Edvard Grieg
On the quest to find LA's best burger. So far it's a toss-up
between Stout and Umami.
Libation-wise: beer (dark, trappist brews, or IPAs), mead, and
whisky (scotchy scotch scotch).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Clouds, my phone, sunglasses, my strictly-alphabetized DVD/blu-ray
collection, Guacamole, and comfortable shoes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Places I want to travel to.
I have massive wanderlust and hope to make it through Europe
(particularly Sweden and thereabouts) by the time I'm 30.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Driving the drunk Uber crowd around, unless I have a pre-arranged
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Ideally, my standard for partnership is somebody who is charitable,
open-minded, and who cares about themselves (physically,
spiritually and emotionally) on the same level as others (which is
Personality-wise: being artistic and adventurous are minimum
requirements, but you must also be level-headed and cherish
If you possess a healthy balance of cynicism and optimism, we're
likely to be friends on some level.
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