Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Yes, I'm a little tied to the beard, but we'll see how I feel next
I like strange films (yes, often the "arty" kind), heavy metal
& experimental music, Scandinavian culture, pub quizzes,
philosophical banter, television that doesn't make me roll my eyes,
and science-fiction -- If you enjoy any related variation of at
least one of those things, we should get along handsomely.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Need to see my credentials?
Okay - I have a Bachelor's in Film Production.
...yes, like approximately 29-42% of people who currently live in
LA (I haven't done the exact math), I have an ambition to be a
I'm currently working on getting a 20-minute short film made.
I just started working as a personal assistant for a certain
comedian/TV personality. Jealous?
On the side, I drive for Uber. Yes, I have stories.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Making some bitchin cocktails. I have a mixology license...like
another 9% of LA (hey...at least I was never a barista).
-multi-tasking, as long as one of those tasks is watching one of
m'stories on Netflix or HBO
-being a decent dude.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
: House of Leaves
, The Disaster
, 2001: A Space Odyssey
, Crime &
, A Song of Ice and
(and almost anything by Philip K. Dick
: Blade Runner
, Mulholland Drive
, Dr. Strangelove
, Fanny &
, The Big Lebowski
of Joan of Arc
, The Tree of Life
, Synecdoche, New
, The Wind Rises
anything by Ingmar Bergman
: Black Mirror
underrated), Breaking Bad
, Twin Peaks
, Nathan for You
, Home Movies
, The Sopranos
, Doctor Who
, Game of Thrones
, Mad Men
, It's Always
Sunny in Philadelphia
, Curb Your Enthusiasm
Mystery Science Theater
, Chelsea Wolfe
World/Inferno Friendship Society
, Sonata Arctica
, Iron Maiden
, Steven Wilson
, Blind Guardian
, Joanna Newsom
, Emilie Autumn
, Amanda Palmer
scores, Richard Wagner
, Edvard Grieg
Not picky...I love most food.
Libation-wise: beer (dark, trappist brews, or IPAs), and whisky
(scotchy scotch scotch).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Clouds, my phone, sunglasses, my strictly-alphabetized DVD/blu-ray
collection, Guacamole, and comfortable shoes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Places I want to travel to.
I have massive wanderlust and hope to make it through Europe
(particularly Sweden and thereabouts) by the time I'm 30.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Driving the drunk Uber crowd around, unless I have a pre-arranged
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You find the idea of "finding somebody" based on quizzes and
numbers absurd, but also acknowledge that there remains a glimmer
of hope in these statistics.
In other words, if you possess a healthy balance of cynicism and
optimism, we're likely to be friends on some level.
And hey - I'm looking to start swing dancing
on a regular
basis...so you know, if that sounds fun. I don't got "the moves"
yet, but soon...
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