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28 Glendale, CA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Yesterday – 9:48pm
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Christianity, and laughing about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Swedish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"Never ask for an easy life. Ask for an incredible life and the strength to enjoy it."
-Andrew W.K.

Name's Andrew.
I'm a little tied to the beard, but we'll see how I feel next year.
I'm sarcastic by nature, but it sometimes it seems like I take things too seriously if people don't understand my tone. I've been told that my attitude is reminiscent of Louis CK - so if you like him, you'll probably get along with me.

If you're familiar with Kierkegaard, Philip K. Dick, and/or Peter Rollins it might make our banter a more enriching experience.

-Film (from all times/places, aka "cinephile")
-Heavy Metal (^^same as above..."metal-phile" I guess?)
-Vikings/Scandinavian history & mythology
-Craft beer (Stouts, trappiste brews, IPAs) and whisky (scotch, bourbon)
-Books. Read em, people. Read em all.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
First and foremost, fighting anxiety over the fate of all the characters in Game of Thrones they're killing off that are still somehow alive in the books. GRRM, you cruel bastard.

In "reality" though, I'm a personal assistant for a certain comedian/TV personality.
(I don't mind saying who, if you talk to me...but I'd rather not publicly state it).

I have a couple short films currently in the works.
(Yeah, I know the whole LA/filmmaker cliche. But I swear...I'm different! 😁)

On the side, I drive for Uber.
(Yes, I have stories.)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Making the best damn guacamole you've ever had.
-Mixing some tasty cocktails.
(I have a mixology another 9% of LA. least I was never a barista.)
-Multi-tasking. (As long as one of those tasks is watching Netflix or HBO.)
-Shoulder/back massages.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Clouds, my phone, sunglasses, my strictly-alphabetized DVD/blu-ray collection, Guacamole, and comfortable shoes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Places I want to travel to.
I have massive wanderlust and hope to make it through Europe (particularly Sweden and thereabouts) by the time I'm 30.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Driving the drunk Uber crowd around, unless I have a pre-arranged engagement.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're open-minded, charitable, and have an artistic side (at the very least, a solid appreciation of art on some level).

If you possess a healthy balance of cynicism and optimism, we're likely to be friends on some level.