Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"Never ask for an easy life. Ask for an incredible life and the
strength to enjoy it."
I'm a little tied to the beard, but we'll see how I feel next
I'm sarcastic by nature, but it sometimes it seems like I take
things too seriously if people don't understand my tone. I've been
told that my attitude is reminiscent of Louis CK - so if you like
him, you'll probably get along with me.
If you're familiar with Kierkegaard, Philip K. Dick, and/or Peter
Rollins it might make our banter a more enriching experience.
-Film (from all times/places, aka "cinephile")
-Heavy Metal (^^same as above..."metal-phile" I guess?)
-Vikings/Scandinavian history & mythology
-Craft beer (Stouts, trappiste brews, IPAs) and whisky (scotch,
-Books. Read em, people. Read em all.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
First and foremost, fighting anxiety over the fate of all the
characters in Game of Thrones they're killing off that are still
somehow alive in the books. GRRM, you cruel bastard.
In "reality" though, I'm a personal assistant for a certain
(I don't mind saying who, if you talk to me...but I'd rather not
publicly state it).
I have a couple short films currently in the works.
(Yeah, I know the whole LA/filmmaker cliche. But I swear...I'm
On the side, I drive for Uber.
(Yes, I have stories.)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Making the best damn guacamole you've ever had.
-Mixing some tasty cocktails.
(I have a mixology license...like another 9% of LA. Hey...at least
I was never a barista.)
-Multi-tasking. (As long as one of those tasks is watching Netflix
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
: House of Leaves
, The Disaster
, 2001: A Space Odyssey
, Crime &
, A Song of Ice and
(and almost anything by Philip K. Dick
, Arkham Asylum: A
Serious House on Serious Earth
: Blade Runner
, Mulholland Drive
, Dr. Strangelove
, Fanny &
, The Big Lebowski
of Joan of Arc
, The Tree of Life
, Synecdoche, New
, The Wind Rises
anything by Ingmar Bergman
: Black Mirror
underrated), Game of Thrones
, Breaking Bad
, The Sopranos
, Mad Men
, It's Always
Sunny in Philadelphia
, Curb Your Enthusiasm
Mystery Science Theater
, Chelsea Wolfe
World/Inferno Friendship Society
, Sonata Arctica
, Iron Maiden
, Steven Wilson
, Blind Guardian
, Joanna Newsom
, Emilie Autumn
, Amanda Palmer
scores, Richard Wagner
, Edvard Grieg
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Clouds, my phone, sunglasses, my strictly-alphabetized DVD/blu-ray
collection, Guacamole, and comfortable shoes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Places I want to travel to.
I have massive wanderlust and hope to make it through Europe
(particularly Sweden and thereabouts) by the time I'm 30.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Driving the drunk Uber crowd around, unless I have a pre-arranged
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're open-minded, charitable, and have an artistic side (at the
very least, a solid appreciation of art on some level).
If you possess a healthy balance of cynicism and optimism, we're
likely to be friends on some level.
Who are you looking for?
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