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25 Corvallis, OR Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 2:35pm
6′ 1″ (1.86m)
Body type
Used up
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
More than $1,000,000
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Recently moved to Corvallis from San Francisco. I'm originally from Chicago.
What I’m doing with my life
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Looking for dates on okcupid and eating mac n' cheese. Sometimes I do both at the same time.

But for real, I'm in the Waste Management industry. It consumes a lot of my time and a lot of my brain. I'm interested in how systems work, and the waste management industry is an ever changing and evolving system that affects so many different things. We'll always have garbage, and we'll always need to do something with it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Productive procrastination.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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If you like this stuff, we'll probably click.

I've recently gotten into American classics like Steinbeck, Hemingway, Kerouac and Bukowski. I figured so many people read them in High School, and I never did so I might as well give them a shot. They're pretty damn good. Otherwise I enjoy; Roald Dahl, Heinlein, Murakami, David Sedaris, and Hunter S Thompson.

I like (don't know how to explain, I'm horrible with genres) movies, animation, and stupid shit I can laugh at. To list a few; Lars Von Trier, Kubrick, Mondo Cane, Koyaanisqatsi, Out Cold, Miyazaki and Studio Ghibli, Heavy Metal, Fritz The Cat, and Wes Anderson.

Cartoons and silly TV shows are what it's all about. South Park, Bob's Burgers, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, The Mighty Boosh, Monty Python, Game of Thrones, Flight of the Conchords

So much good music! Nujabes, Little Dragon, Animal Collective, Tallest Man on Earth, J Dilla, Purity Ring, Fleetwood Mac, The Cure, Motown, Modest Mouse, The King Khan & BBQ Show, King Krule, Alkaline Trio, The Books

I love me some Mediterranean food and dark chocolate. Recently I've started cooking more. Since I live in a place with a bunch of tasty fresh veggies, most of it has been vegetarian.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Tonkatsu Sauce
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I can write in my OK Cupid profile to make me seem really cool and seem really really ridiculously good looking.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with the village.
You should message me if
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You're a handsome lady with a good sense of humor. Or you'd like to exchange music, movie, restaurant, bar, or travel recommendations...and of course phone numbers.