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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 26
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Graduated from masters program
Science / Engineering
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Poorly), Italian (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm here to apply for the worthy adversary and partner in crime position. I got skills.

I was raised on our small ranch in San Diego surrounded by around animals of all shapes and sizes, and is still the most cherished place on earth to me. I'm an outdoorsy hands-on type of guy, and love to experience nature at its fullest. Albeit of late I've been slightly corrupted by the creature comforts of the city, I still keep my boots at the ready for an expedition out into the wilderness at the drop of a hat.

I also do sculpture work, mainly in metals, in my studio making shiny objects for people to gaze at. Not my full-time job, but it's fun.

After suffering from international wanderlust for the last 8 years, I'm finally back living on the West Coast of the US. I almost forgot just how much I love this place.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living life making mistakes, learning to laugh over it, and letting go of regrets. In other words, I'm committed to the process of lifelong learning and continual progress toward being a better person. I've come to accept my faults and weaknesses and continue to improve on them. "The greatest mistake you can make in life is to continually be afraid you will make one." - Elbert Hubbard

As for work, once when asked I replied, "Designing and building big holes in the ground," to which she responded with, "So, like landscape work digging holes for trees?" Hilarious.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting to the airport *just* in time for my flight.

Setting off the fire alarm... err I mean cooking. I lived in Italy on and off for 3 years and learned to make pizza and pasta from scratch, which I still do. Plus I cook a mean carbonara.

Barreling down huge hills, dodging traffic, and doing track stands...

Working with my hands and improvising solutions, tying knots, scouting a trail up a mountainside, setting up camp, making a fire, and roasting you the most delectable marshmallow smores you've ever tasted.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Wait...did that guy just have a chicken on his head?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Modern Day Storytelling:
True Romance, Wristcutters A Love Story, La Vita è Bella, Amilee, Secretary, Los Abrazos Rotos, True Grit (2010), Gran Torino, Romancing the Stone, Y tu Madre Tambien, Il Postino, La Lingua del Santo, Johnny Sticchino, Non ci Resta che Piangere.

Things with a Spine:
0609809830 - Seriously funny, plus some good advice!
1846142628 - All about it; my first love...
0060958286 - A whole lot of truth in this one.

In the gym or on the KindleF:
Flight of Conchords, Bill Maher, Stephen Colbert, 30 Rock, The Twenties in Colour... I've been told I HAVE to see Mad Men and Breaking Bad

In my head as I barrel through traffic:
KCRW is my copilot (thank you Android!). Some of my favorite concerts in recent memory: Willie Nelson and Family, James Murphy (LCD Sound System), Gannin Benfield, Ozomatli, Dan Aurbach, OkGo, Morcheeba, Fleet Foxes, Angus and Julia Stone, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Seasick Steve, Cat Empire, Tre Anastasio, The Black Keys and everyone at the Blues and Roots Festival in Byron Bay. People and groups I'd love to see in concert: Steve Martin, Broken Bells, The Peach Kings, and The Strokes.

SF is an eaters paradise. Of course homegrown veggies are my favs, and I'm always game for local eats, or something that leaves you with good story to go with it.

Artists, Painters, Thinkers, and Lovers:
Antoni Gaudi, Gustav Klimt, Alphonse Mucha, José Clemente Orozco, Diego Rivera and Frida Kahlo...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Scoping out the perfect heist
Stethoscope and Lockpick set
Black fatigues
200ft rope
Knowing where they keep the safe
Fake Passports
Airplane tickets to South America
...and of course my razor sharp accomplice revving the getaway car (potentially you!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether or not plotting a heist on OkC is a good idea, but where better to find awesome partners in crime?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out at a concert, having a cocktail with friends, resting up for a big hike/surf/trip the next morning, doing something epic, and some Friday soon escaping to South America.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My mom once tried to cut my hair... she covered the bald spots with shoe polish and sent me to school! AAAAAAGGH!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
"The meeting of two people is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed." - Carl Jung

You like adventure, travelling (internationally as well as locally), are curious about this amazing world, can be a bit of a deviant, never ever ever settle for the ordinary, and would like to be involved with the heist of your life.