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28 M Tyler, TX

My Details

Last Online
Aug 19
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
What me??
Nah, let's talk about you!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Oh, I...manage.

*quiet snickering*
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Commitment and changing myself...and forgetting where I parked.
And Mario Kart, straight up.

Yeah, I just wrote 'straight-up' on a dating profile, but one of my cats (yes, plural) ate my delete key, so I've had to learn to live with my mistakes instead of wiping my past clean like the rest of you.

Especially YOU!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm 6'3". Feet. INCHES.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The answer to all of the above... Fried Green Tomatoes!

Okay, that might not be true....
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Counting Lessons.
3) Counting Lessons.
15) A REAL Counting Teacher who isn't an unshaven vagrant I met at a bus stop! Hobo John was a really good counting teacher though....
11) Is this enough numbers yet? Stop me if it's enough.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Chinchillas, because I know they're up to something...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Not watching Netflix, drinking wine, eating sushi, and playing WoW...ha ha... you know, because THAT would sure be lame. Ha ha *nervous laugh*
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My friend took my fattest cat hostage and threatened to "turn him democratic" (whatever THAT means) if I didn't fix all the grammar mistakes on this page,

JK, I don't have cats...but I guess if things don't go well on this site, I'll have to buy one..or TEN!

Will you be the one that prevents me from buying 10 cats?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–31
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You made it all the way to the end and didn't take any of this too seriously.
Or if you need a green card...I mean, why not?