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AdventureTimeGo

28 M Tyler, TX

My Details

Last Online
Jul 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
What me??
Nah, let's talk about you!
What I’m doing with my life
Oh, I...manage.

*quiet snickering*
I’m really good at
Commitment and changing myself...and forgetting where I parked.
And Mario Kart, straight up.

Yeah, I just wrote 'straight-up' on a dating profile, but one of my cats (yes, plural) ate my delete key, so I've had to learn to live with my mistakes instead of wiping my past clean like the rest of you.

Especially YOU!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The answer to all of the above...

...is Fried Green Tomatoes!

Okay, that might not be true....
The six things I could never do without
1) Counting Lessons.
3) Counting Lessons.
15) A REAL Counting Teacher who isn't an unshaven vagrant I met at a bus stop! Hobo John was a really good counting teacher though....
11) Is this enough numbers yet? Stop me if it's enough.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Chinchillas, because I know they're up to something...
On a typical Friday night I am
Not watching Netflix, drinking wine, eating sushi, and playing WoW...ha ha... you know, because THAT would sure be lame. Ha ha *nervous laugh*
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My friend took my fattest cat hostage and threatened to "turn him democratic" (whatever THAT means) if I didn't fix all the grammar mistakes on this page,

JK, I don't have cats...but I guess if things don't go well on this site, I'll have to buy one..or TEN!

Will you be the one that prevents me from buying 10 cats?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–31
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You made it all the way to the end and didn't take any of this too seriously.
Or if you need a green card...I mean, why not?