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26 M Seattle, WA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–35
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:12am
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Just so it's out on front street, I'm really kinky and identify as a submissive masochist. I am not switchy in the least. I'm only attracted to women who are Dominant or switch. So if you're looking for somebody to date/hookup/play with, that's a thing you should know.

I'm a level 10 chaotic good Rogue/Bard who loves big strong Paladins, wise Druids, sagacious Wizards and mysterious Sorceresses.

"I am to misbehave."

I like to climb trees, tell jokes and read books with spaceships on the covers. I like to make fun of everything. I enjoy gaming, goofy horror movies, scary horror movies (if you'll cuddle me during the scary parts), walking on foot to new places, comic books, talking about Noam Chomsky, Indian food, Japanese food, food, a nitrogen and oxygen rich atmosphere, having my hair pulled, only being serious in private and being overwhelmed by the choices on Netflix and then settling into a documentary about typefaces or something, it was actually pretty cool.

"The gods love a fool."

Do you enjoy guys who make cute noises when you pet them? Do you like sneaking into midnight movies? Do you pick your feet in Poughkeepsie? Have you ever run from danger, laughing the way that only those who've faced death and lived can? Do you want to do it again? Do you still like climbing trees? Do you have a favorite sci-fi movie where a major city gets blown up? What's that smell? Isn't stuff neat?

"I am the fountain of affection / I'm the instrument of joy / And to keep the good times rollin' / I'm the boy, I'm the boy..."

Submissive, flirty, wild, funny and fun-loving, quick with a sharp smile and a sharper tongue. A Wildling, but I want you to steal me; A Targaryen, more great than mad. On the other hand, I can be sweet and demure and the very cutest pet You've ever had with big hazel eyes that beg to be hurt even though I'm scared and trembling.

"I would rather everyone in this room die right now than have this fucking show go badly."

I do stand-up comedy all over the city and a few places in the Seattle metro area. If you're interested in seeing a show, just ask. I'm usually performing at one every night.

"I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar."

Single and looking for a long-term romance, but open to new play-partners/dating/let's-see-fuck-reality-is-complicated-do-we-have-to-plan-everything-what's-that-thing-let's-go-check-it-out. I like dating, casual play, just-getting-to-know-you-stuff, meeting at the CSPC...I'm always looking to connect and meet new people.

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."

In terms of what I'm looking for in a Mistress/Top/play partner/person to date...Well, I'm submissive and a masochist, so women who are Dominant and/or sadistic turn me on. Nerds, geeks, dorks, women who like getting esoteric and philosophical and just plain weird. Women who are fun-loving and enjoy laughing, learning new things and have new things to teach. A Zoe to my Wash. A Leela to my Fry. A Lyanna to my Rhaegar (think about it.) A Big Barda to my Mr. Miracle. A firm but tender hand. Like Trent said, I need your discipline.

"Let's go on an adventure..."
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently a professional houseboy. Ask me all about it!

Most nights I'm at open mics, and I usually do a few booked shows every month. It's what takes up the lion's share of my time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being funny, cooking, snuggling, philosophizing, giving foot massages, being cute, purring.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If they can only see me? My hair.

If they can hear me? That I am incredibly loud.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: A Song of Ice and Fire, The Dark Tower, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Ishmael, The Masters of Solitude, Wintermind, Sword of the Stars: The Deacon's Tale, The Lord of the Rings, Pure Drivel, Superman: Birthright, In and Out, Ultimate Spider-Man (the early stuff), A Canticle for Liebowitz, Zombie Spaceship Wasteland, Hopes and Prospects: Theirs and Ours, My Girlfriend Comes To the City and Beats Me, Harry Potter, Frankenstein, Everything's Eventual, Nausea, The Plague, Bone, Red Eye/Black Eye, Ethics for a Finite World, Debt: The First 5000 Years

Shows: Game of Thrones, Firefly, Black Books, Louie, Parks and Rec, Community, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Walking With Dinosaurs, Rome, Babylon 5, Seinfeld, Animaniacs, King of the Hill, Ren & Stimpy, Supernatural, Breaking Bad, Futurama, Archer, Frisky Dingo, Jekyll, Doctor Who, Adventure Time, Regular Show, Young Justice, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Misfits, Black Mirror, House of Cards, American Horror Story

Movies: Blazing Saddles, Unbreakable, The Quiet Earth, Gojira, Seven Samurai, The Big Lebowski, The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension, Clerks, Brazil, The Matrix Trilogy, The Departed, Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb, The Cabin in the Woods, The Avengers, Yojimbo, Throne of Blood, The Comedians of Comedy, Monty Python's Life of Brian

Video Games: Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island, Metroid Prime, Metroid Prime 3: Corruption, Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem, Final Fantasy, Final Fantasy III, Zombies Ate My Neighbors, StarFox 64, Banjo-Kazooie, The Mass Effect Trilogy, Sword of the Stars II: The Lords of Winter, Resident Evil 4, Pokemon

Music: The Protomen, MC Frontalot, Childish Gambino, AC/DC, Bad Religion, The Aquabats, Parliament, Immortal Technique, Wu-Tang Clan, The Pogues, The Darkest of the Hillside Thickets, The Poxy Boggards, Dropkick Murphys, The Arrogant Worms, Finntroll, Green Day, Ben Folds Five

Aedan_'s Soundtrack
"Flagpole Sitta" by Harvey Danger
"Minority" by Green Day
"Powertrip" by Monster Magnet
"Charisma Potion" by MC Frontalot
"Do It Anyway" by Ben Folds Five
"Blood, Sex and Booze" by Green Day
"Discipline" by Nine Inch Nails
"The Last Saskatchewan Pirate" by The Arrogant Worms
"Vengence" by The Protomen
"It's a Long Way To The Promised Land" by Bad Religion
"I Be On That" by Childish Gambino
"D'ampton Worm" by The Tossers
"Problem Child" by AC/DC
"One Week" by Barenaked Ladies
"The Mariner's Revenge Song" by The Decemberists
"Digging Up The World" by The Darkest of the Hillside Thickets
"In The Garage" by Weezer
"Home For a Rest" by Spirit of the West
"New Orleans Is Sinking" by The Tragically Hip
"The Bear and the Maiden Fair" by The Hold Steady

Podcasts: The Smartest Man in the World, Walking the Room, Comedy Bang! Bang!, You Made it Weird, The Nerdist, Harmontown, The Dana Gould Hour

Food: Sushi, grilled hamburgers, cinnamon cereal with vanilla almond milk, shrimp, crab, lobster, oysters, lamb, bread and tomato salad, Guinness-and-beef stew, tikka masala, orange chicken, whole roast chicken, Christmas goose
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Reading material
Intense and passionate conversation
Time outdoors
The freedom to be weird
The carbon cycle.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What's funny, existential dread, existential ecstacy, movies/tv shows/books/games that are coming out, movies/tv shows/books/games I would like to make, being tied up, having superpowers, food, and cuddling.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
in the backroom of a Thai restaurant, trying to make disinterested strangers and the jackals I call my peers laugh.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't really have a sense of shame.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
* You identify as a Dominant and/or Sadist
* If you think this song and video are sexy:
* You are a geek/dork/nerd/whatever
* You have an Armor Class
* You want to be bigger than you've ever dreamed
* You're in love with being Queen
* You remain crunchy even with liberal application of milk
* You want somebody to brush your hair
* You want somebody who will clean and cook for you, in or out of a little outfit ;)
* You are looking to Own a malleable little slut of Your very own
* You want somebody who will curl up at your feet while we watch TV/read books/just chat
* You want somebody to go out with and to come home to.
* You want somebody who will sing for you.