I'm a level 10 chaotic good Rogue/Bard who loves big strong Paladins, wise Druids, sagacious Wizards and mysterious Sorceresses.
"I am to misbehave."
I like to climb trees, tell jokes and read books with spaceships on the covers. I like to make fun of everything. I enjoy gaming, goofy horror movies, scary horror movies (if you'll cuddle me during the scary parts), walking on foot to new places, comic books, talking about Noam Chomsky, Indian food, Japanese food, food, a nitrogen and oxygen rich atmosphere, having my hair pulled, only being serious in private and being overwhelmed by the choices on Netflix and then settling into a documentary about typefaces or something, it was actually pretty cool.
"The gods love a fool."
Do you enjoy guys who make cute noises when you pet them? Do you like sneaking into midnight movies? Do you pick your feet in Poughkeepsie? Have you ever run from danger, laughing the way that only those who've faced death and lived can? Do you want to do it again? Do you still like climbing trees? Do you have a favorite sci-fi movie where a major city gets blown up? What's that smell? Isn't stuff neat?
"I am the fountain of affection / I'm the instrument of joy / And to keep the good times rollin' / I'm the boy, I'm the boy..."
Submissive, flirty, wild, funny and fun-loving, quick with a sharp smile and a sharper tongue. A Wildling, but I want you to steal me; A Targaryen, more great than mad. On the other hand, I can be sweet and demure and the very cutest pet You've ever had with big hazel eyes that beg to be hurt even though I'm scared and trembling.
"I would rather everyone in this room die right now than have this fucking show go badly."
I do stand-up comedy all over the city and a few places in the Seattle metro area. If you're interested in seeing a show, just ask. I'm usually performing at one every night.
"I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar."
Single and looking for a long-term romance, but open to new play-partners/dating/let's-see-fuck-reality-is-complicated-do-we-have-to-plan-everything-what's-that-thing-let's-go-check-it-out. I like dating, casual play, just-getting-to-know-you-stuff, meeting at the CSPC...I'm always looking to connect and meet new people.
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
In terms of what I'm looking for in a Mistress/Top/play partner/person to date...Well, I'm submissive and a masochist, so women who are Dominant and/or sadistic turn me on. Nerds, geeks, dorks, women who like getting esoteric and philosophical and just plain weird. Women who are fun-loving and enjoy laughing, learning new things and have new things to teach. A Zoe to my Wash. A Leela to my Fry. A Lyanna to my Rhaegar (think about it.) A Big Barda to my Mr. Miracle. A firm but tender hand. Like Trent said, I need your discipline.
"Let's go on an adventure..."