Well, I am of average height, have dark hair and dark eyes and i've developed a beer belly that i'm quite proud of.

Am I clean shaven? Hmm, usually, I develop a 5 o'clock shadow at around noon.

I rarely keep regular sleeping hours, I enjoy reading crappy pulp sci-fi novels and I like to roleplay. (the dice kind of roleplaying oh ye of the impure thoughts...)

So then, you have me pictured. Anything else? Yes, i'm seeing someone and i'm just here for the tests really. However, if you are in Liverpool and like to game then drop me a line. Or if you're insane enough to just feel like talking to me - it's all cool.

I am imaginative, cynical, and freindly

Flushing it down the drain, probably...

I'm in a long-term relationship that's going well. I work as an "Inputter" at a Royal Bank of Scotland Group Poutward Payments Centre. It's crappy but it pays ok enough...

I live in a crappy rented house and I hate it.

I play the odd RPG or wargame when I get the time. (i.e almost never)

Sleeping.

Reading.

Roleplay.

Diplomacy.

Writing. (a skill I rarely use, sadly)

To be honest I have no idea. I've had a couple of people say I have nice eyes, but they were both very drunk at the time. Besides "my eyes" have become a huge cliche here anyways.

I'm fat and ugly OK? Are you all happy now!?! *sob*

I'm gonna add an extra column here and say "(e) games"

(a) The Eternal Champion Saga!! (Chronicles of the Black Sword, The Jewel In the Skull, The Eternal Champion, etc... all by Michael Moorcock. If you are at all interested in fantasy literature you should take a peep at Michael Moorcock's stuff. Seriously.), Eisenhorn Trilogy and Gaunt's Ghosts Series (Dan Abnett), The War of the Worlds (H.G. Wells), Dune (Frank Herbert), 1984 (George Orwell), The Dying Earth Saga (Jack Vance), The Great Gatsby (F. Scott Fitzgerald), The Hobbit (J. R. R. Tolkien), Good Omens (Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman), A Big Boy Did It and Ran Away (Christopher Brookmyre), and Legend (David Gemmel).

(b) Alien, Aliens, American History X, The Shawshank Redemption, The Thing, The Haunting (original, black & white version - the remake sucked), Stand By Me, Schindler's List, Wings of Honeasime (I may have spelled that wrong, this is just about the only anime film I like.), Pi, Dawn of the Dead (remake), Shaun of the Dead.

(c) Fear Factory, Lacuna Coil, Dope, Metallica, Pantera, Machine Head, Drowning Pool, Pearls Before Swine.

(d) Italian, Indian and Steak & Kidney Pies. (Mmmm, pie...)

(e - games) D&D, WFRP, WH40k, WHFB, CoC.

1: Friends - the most important thing in my life, this includes my girlfriend. If I didn't have mates i'd get all lonely.

2: My hobbies. Otherwise i'd get all bored.

3: Books I havn't read. I'll never read them but I like to know they are there.

4: My PC for times like this.

5: Sleep. Otherwise i'd go all crazy.

6: Imagination.

My imagination tends to run wild. Battles and tragedies, loves, philosophy and religion, aspects of history and "wouldn't it be cool if...?" kind of thoughts tend to occupy my brain.

Hmm, i'm a bit boring here. I'm usually reading, painting toy soldiers, writing stuff for a game, or tapping away on my PC.

I used to go out to a club called 'the Krazy House' in Liverpool every Friday because they played some good music and it had a great atmosphere. But I can't really afford it anymore and apparently the place has gone downhill anyways.

Maybe once I get regular paycheck this bit will get more interesting.

I suffer from nightmares.

You fail a saving throw vs. curiosity. (DC: 11 Will)