Oh yeah, and if we get to know each other well enough I may just perform the entire routine for you in a skimpy, hot-pink mankini. *lipbite-hipthrust*
Well hello there, fair damsel in distress. Are you prepared to be rescued from the foul beast that has imprisoned you in the highest tower of castle loneliness? Do you wish to be swept off your feet? Have you ever yearned to swoon into a puddle at the sight of Prince Charming? Fear no evil, and wait no longer, my future queen, your valiant knight in shining armour has arrived to smite thy villainous fiend and gallop off with you into a glorious new dawn.