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AesopRox

37 M Rochester, NY

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 27–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:50am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black, Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Portuguese (Poorly), German (Okay), Russian (Poorly), Yiddish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Shalom! I'm an engineer, original Baltimorean, humourist, writer, artist, activist, comic, capoeirista, popper, locker, salsero, tanguero, conversationalist, tinker, tailor, soldier, spy looking to connect with someone who may have interest in one or more of the things I like to do, or teach me something new.

I am a generally upbeat and nerdy person; my humour is usually non-sequitur. Also, though nerdy, I can still mingle with the Eloi, and they seem to think I'm cool. By the way, if you know what an Eloi is, you are a nerd too, so stop denying it, put down that crotchet Enterprise you're making, and put on that Green Lantern shirt in the bottom of your dresser drawer. Nerd.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I spend my days designing and building trains, rail systems, and their wayside safety mechanisms, so if you get on a subway, your life is in my hands...you can't see, but I just laughed maniacally.

In my spare time, I do capoeira, attempt to dance tango, try to relay funny stories on various stages, and volunteer for causes about which I care, mostly equal/civil/LGBTQ/women's issues.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking to strangers, kicking stuff/people, drawing, singing off-key, dancing until dawn, being a beer snob.

If you agree with me that [Anything] Light is not so much beer as it is dirty soda water that tastes like liquefied hate speech and sad kitten tears, we will likely get along great.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My diastema, which I hear is sexy in Somalia. It really means little though since I'm in Rochester.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Screw "favourites". Here are some thoughts:

BOOKS: “...If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't f*** them.” -John Waters.

SHOWS: "F*** Tyler Perry." -W. Kamal Bell.

MUSIC: "Craziness is like Heaven." - Jimi Hendrix.
When I'm at work, I'm listening to either NPR or Dan Savage, but music shapes my mood, and my mood shapes my music preferences. I spurn no genre, but I'm sure that too much auto-tune makes baby angels' heads explode.

FOOD: "C is for 'cookie'. That's good enough for me." -Cookie Monster (don't judge). I'm mostly piscivorous, and except for red meat, I will try anything twice. I'd like to try ostrich. If you are an ostrich and reading this, I'm going to eat the f*** out of you. Watch your back. If I should become a zombie, vampire or werewolf, I would most likely eat only vegans, because they are free range, local, and organic.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A pad, a pencil, my passport, some nice pants, a pomegranate, portmanteau.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I want to hug a red panda, but I don't want it to scratch out my eyes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Perfecting my David Bowie impression. Looking for Carolina Chocolate Drops B-sides. Building a model of the Eiffel Tower from Legos and/or toothpicks. Learning how to tie an Eldredge knot. Redesigning a tattoo for a friend. Having a negroni at a nice bar. There is no such thing as "typical" in my world. You've been warned.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I used to have a crush on Janeane Garofalo. Now I have a crush on Mamrie Hart.

I would very much like to punch Robin Thicke in the d***. That's not really private. I just really don't like songs about attempted rape.

I have a Lego scale model of the NASA Curiosity Mars Rover on my coffee table, which is probably why I'm still single.

I was homeless for 2 1/2 years, spanning my last year of high school and my first three semesters of university...What? The whole profile can't all be lame puns and jokes!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are not incensed by my mention of cherubic cranial combustion, violent ostrich consumption, or small mammal embracing. Also, if you can agree with any of this. Pay close attention to #s 1 and 10. Also, perhaps if you have an opinion about this, positive or negative.

If you're a red panda, I WILL hug the f*** out of you, as long as you promise not to scratch out my eyes.

For the record, I don't really have a "type", and I'm not looking for anyone to "complete" me. I've been getting on fine by myself, but should we meet and all the ingredients are there and we mesh, then great! If not, you at least made a good friend...unless of course you're an ostrich. Then you'd better run.