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AesopRox

37 Rochester, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Feb 26
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black, Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Portuguese (Poorly), German (Okay), Russian (Poorly), Yiddish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Shalom! I'm an engineer, Baltimorean expat, humourist, writer, artist, activist, comic, capoeirista, popper, locker, salsero, tanguero, conversationalist, tinker, tailor, soldier, spy; looking to connect with someone who may have interest in one or more of the things I like to do, or teach me something new.

I am a generally upbeat and nerdish person; my humour is usually non-sequitur. I can still mingle with the Eloi comfortably, though. By the way, if you know what an Eloi is, you are a nerd too, so stop denying it, put down that crotchet Enterprise you're making, and put on your non-utilitarian steampunk clock monocle. Nerd.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I spend my days designing and building trains, rail systems, and their wayside safety mechanisms, so if you get on a subway, your life is in my hands...you can't see, but I just laughed maniacally.

In my spare time, I do capoeira, try to learn French, attempt to dance, write stuff, read other people's stuff, relay funny stories on various stages, and volunteer for causes about which I care, mostly equal/civil/LGBTQ/women's issues.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking to strangers, kicking stuff/people, drawing, singing off-key, dancing until dawn, being a beer snob.

If you agree with me that [Anything] Light is not so much beer as it is dirty soda water that tastes like liquefied hate speech and sad kitten tears, we will likely get along great.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My diastema, which I hear is sexy in Somalia. It really means little though since I'm in Rochester.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Screw "favourites". Here are some thoughts:

BOOKS: “...If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't f*** them.” -John Waters. I just finished a book about called "The Secret Origins of Wonder Woman", and also Amy Poehler's "Yes Please". I crave more books. I need suggestions!

SHOWS: "F*** Tyler Perry." -W. Kamal Bell.

MUSIC: "Craziness is like Heaven." - Jimi Hendrix.
When I'm at work, I'm listening to either NPR or Dan Savage. Off work, music shapes my mood, and my mood shapes my music preferences. I spurn no genre, but I'm sure that too much auto-tune makes baby angels' heads explode.

FOOD: "C is for 'cookie'. That's good enough for me." -Cookie Monster. I'm mostly piscivorous, and except for red meat, I will try anything twice. I'd like to try ostrich. If you are an ostrich and reading this, I'm going to eat the f*** out of you. Watch your back. Should I become a zombie, vampire or werewolf, I would most likely eat only vegans, because they are free range, local, and organic.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A pad, a pencil, my passport, some pants, a pomegranate, portmanteau.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I want to hug a red panda, but I don't want it to scratch out my eyes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Listening to a Girl Talk mashup of Run the Jewels and Led Zeppelin . Drinking a negroni at a speakeasy-style bar. Learning how to tie a fancier tie knot. Designing a tattoo for a friend. Hosting a B-boy battle. There is no such thing as "typical" in my world. You've been warned.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I kind of have a crush on Maryam Mirzakhani.

I have a Lego scale model of the Leaning Tower of Pisa on my coffee table, which is probably why I'm still single.

I was homeless for 2 1/2 years, spanning my last year of high school and my first three semesters of university...What? The whole profile can't all be lame puns and jokes!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are not incensed by my mention of cherubic cranial combustion, violent ostrich consumption, or small mammal embracing.

For the record, I don't really have a "type", and I'm not looking for anyone to "complete" me. I've been getting on fine by myself, but should we meet and all the ingredients are there and we mesh, then great! If not, you at least made a good friend...unless of course you're an ostrich. Then you'd better run.