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28 North Hollywood, CA Man


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  • Ages 25–33
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My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:43pm
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Atheism, and very serious about it
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, Danish (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm really three toddlers in an overcoat.

And I'm basically Nick Miller from New Girl.

I used to have this big list of just bullet points to describe myself but I feel like I should go away from that. It just got bigger and bigger as I felt I needed to then explain certain bullets... Then all of them... Than add something. Because my brain never shuts off. That's a good way to start:

My brain never shuts off (It's a saying, calm down). I am constantly in 8000 streams of thought, while still present in life 95% of the time. It makes it near impossible to sleep. Has given me a higher than average intelligence but everything's a double edged sword.

I'm funny. If you get and like my sense of humor. I say this not for my ego but as a fact many people say about me. I'm constantly making jokes so it would be pointless to not mention you're gonna find out real quick if you like my humor or not.

I'm tall. This seems to be as much a part of me as my personality to others...

I'm a nerd. The modern version mixed with one from the 80s.

I love to exercise. Been doing martial arts all my life though stopped fully training that two years ago. Still work on stuff on my own from time to time. Now I take crossfit. I think im FAR less douchey bag it than most of us.

I'm honest. To a fault. Not that I never lie but I do my best to never lie, even in an obvious 'all you had to do was lie and Id have never known' situation.

I can be a very dark person. I'm a pessimist by nature but I try to be optimistic. I like the dark and macabre, though you might not guess that just from looking/a brief encounter/even a longer one. I'm basically the boy next door but when you probe deeper, there's a darkness inside. Which I channel into my art/acting so Id never want to get rid of it anyway.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Actor/artist with obvious bar side job to pay the bills.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Art. I act, draw, write, paint, etc.

I'd hope martial arts after all those years/thousands of dollars.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Height. I hear 'omg you're tall!' or 'have you always been that tall? Am I shrinking?' on a daily basis.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Never a good way to answer this. Go too high-brow and its pretentious. Too low-brow and you look unsophisticated.

Currently reading House of Leaves by Mark Z Danielewski.

Anything palahniuk. Bukowski. Mostly random books I think would be interesting. Anything scientific (I love learning new things). A Moveable Feast. Etc. I just bought Ulysses by James Joyce. It is a bucket list book to read.

Fight club is my favorite (I don't care if it's cliche, I decided it well before anyone I knew even liked it and not changing it). Also, rebel without a cause, it happened one night, flashpoint, la jetee, un chien andalou, layer cake, anything martial arts based (good fight scenes. Good ones). I went to film school so if it's random and obscure, I've either seen it, or could appreciate it.

Always sunny, Brooklyn 9-9, true blood, Cosmos, walking dead, archer, bobs burgers, family guy, vampire diaries, community, Reno 911, American dad, how I met your mother, game of thrones, etc

Too wide to say all but my favorite genre is punk rock/pop punk (I once had a conversation with someone who said 'oh I love punk rock!' 'I was just listening to Rancid on the way here.' 'Who?' I.... I had to leave immediately.) and electronic/dance/techno/etc (I refuse to say edm. My dad listened to Heavy Metal and Techno when I was growing up so I love both. Not new to it with this recent surge in popularity. Though I'm glad it means more music to listen to.)

Generally not a picky eater but if I had to survive on one diet.... I'd go Japanese.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out watching movies or more likely working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I sometimes talk to myself when I'm trying to figure things out. Such as the normal trying to find keys ('where the fuck did I put them?!'), to the self-depreciating ('they were right on the desk where they always are you idiot') to the philosophical train of thought (.... I'm not even gonna attempt an example, you get the idea).

No voice in my head aside from my own has answered back yet so that's a good sign.
You should message me if
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You feel like it. And you actually read what I said.