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AffectationTX

24 M Austin, TX

I’m looking for

  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 22–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:19pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Chinese (Poorly)

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What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently I'm a full time student. Afterward I'm going to try to do something productive and sciency. And when I'm not writing stuck up essays about myself on the internet I look at pictures of cats like normal people.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting scars from prat falls and sporting accidents. (clumsy)
Reading about 1000000000000000000 books a year (roughly accurate)
Trying to be the prototypical well rounded semi classically educated student (I've read too many books to be normal)
Researching esoteric subjects (I use Wikipedia too much)
Helping my friends move (I do this too much)
Finding weird music (really weird)
Editing words
Being aggressively considerate
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm a tall white kid who wears glasses. After people meet me they learn I speak English, and I tell them jokes that make them laugh (how I deal with awkwardness).
And perhaps most importantly that I am capable listening to someone talk, and then having a conversation about most subjects, including international news. (Take that 90% of Americans!)

I do brag sometimes.
Maybe more than sometimes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books by favorite authors:
Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, Anton Chekhov, Shakespeare, Ogden Nash, G.M Hopkins, Gogol, Cormac McCarthy, Jack Vance, Kawabata, Abe, Jean Giraud, Rex Stout, Mishima, Stendhal, Alain de Botton, Terry Pratchett, Ooka, P. G. Wodehouse, Jonathan Kozol, Patrick O'Brian, Jim Thompson

I do enjoy reading light stuff, the heavy books just look more pretentious. Seriously, I put Mishima and Chekhov on this list, what's wrong with me.

Movies:
Before Sunrise, Dazed and Confused, Blood Simple, Death Proof, North by Northwest, Arsenic and Old Lace, Stranger than Fiction, Slacker

And B-movies. So many B-movies.

Shows:
30 Rock, The Venture Bros, Adventure Time, Jeeves and Wooster, Spaced, Misfits, The IT Crowd, Luther

Food:
Chinese, French, Creole, Thai, Mexican.
I've found I'm a pretty good cook because I follow instructions well and can be fearless with experimentation at times. Compared to doing science experiments with nasty chemicals that your body metabolizes into cyanide when you ingest them through touch (spilled about a gallon of that once), making mistakes while cooking seem pretty inconsequential.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Not Serious list
-Youtube videos of japanese kittens.
-index cards , Pilot Precise V5, and sticky tack to put the resulting note on my wall
-a picture of a volcano I can't identify I found in a library book
-organic peanut butter
-my Zune with a TED 2008 Seattle logo on the back I found at a garage sale
-bullshit answers to essays in which I pontificate and mock myself

I had a serious list but it was terribly boring.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What to do with the rest of my life like everyone in their twenties.
And how to use affectation to my benefit.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wildly varies, between going to the 5th Annual Beard and Mustache Competition and getting to crowdsurf the winner of the Gnarliest Beard category (a German guy named Aarne wearing lederhosen) , working with a friend in his backyard on a high temperature furnace made out of cinder blocks that can melt steel, baking brownies with friends and zonking out in front of the tv, biking to the Draughthouse and drinking a new beer, or learning how to homebrew with one of my engineering friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I plan to live to the age of 100. Not really to prolong my life for as long as possible, but just to be stubborn.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Or if you like to bust out singing Biz Markie's "Just a Friend", or Ben Folds cover of "Bitches Ain't Shit" during parties when you get embarrassingly drunk. Cause that's what kids who like the 90's too much do. I'm saying I'm one of those kids. I think.